Here’s Chris Rock Enabling Louis CK And Ricky Gervais To Use The N-Word While Jerry Seinfeld Prays For Death

Making the rounds is an old clip of Chris Rock, human tug-of-war Louis CK, professional irritant Ricky Gervais, and a very uncomfortable-looking Jerry Seinfeld discussing the usage of the n-word in professional comedy and, I guess, personally? ET posted this, and if those edible panties you got in the office’s Yankee Swap haven’t given you enough in the way of cringe fuel this holiday season, this clip should do it.

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Ricky Gervais And Caitlyn Jenner’s Love Fest Continues

At the Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais burped up a joke about Caitlyn Jenner being a shit driver and some people were offended by it, which is exactly what he wanted. Ricky responded to the ones who were offended by basically telling them to gargle on his soft peen and keep crying because it takes him higher. Ricky refused to apologize because he said his jokes weren’t at all transphobic. Caitlyn was at the TCAs in Pasadena, CA yesterday to peddle the second season of I Am Cait and a reporter asked for her thoughts on Ricky’s joke about her ass. I wish Caitlyn would’ve responded with, “Buckle up, Buckaroo,” but she instead spilled out this:

“On Ricky, I think what I’m gonna do is call the Golden Globes and see if they need a new host for next year. And we’ll solve that problem.”

Ricky has already responded to Caitlyn coming for his job. Ricky first tried to yank Caitlyn’s weave by tweeting, “Sacred cows should be milked for laughs,” but he later deleted that one and replaced that with these tweets:

Please, please, please let her host The @goldenglobes. Just don't let her drive.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 15, 2016

At last. She always brakes too late. https://t.co/COlZnqYVZZ

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 15, 2016

Oh, these two. It’s obvious what’s really going on here. They just need to stop all this slapping at each other and fuck already. I mean, Caitlyn does say in the season 2 promo of her reality show that she may dip into the dick pond soon and you can definitely feel the sexual tension between those two. Or maybe that feeling I’m feeling is from picturing Ricky Gervais and Caitlyn Jenner bump nipples.

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Ricky Gervais Doesn’t Care If His Caitlyn Jenner Jokes Offended Your Ass

As expected, Ricky Gervais offended a lot of people while hosting the Golden Globes on Sunday night. It wouldn’t be a Golden Globes hosted by Ricky Gervais unless a bunch of people spent their Monday morning filling up NBC’s inbox with angry voicemails calling for Ricky’s balls. Some people were offended over the funny Ben Affleck joke he made while introducing Matt Damon and many were upset over the jokes he made about Caitlyn Jenner and Jeffrey Tambor. But Ricky no care and he’s gleefully lighting his cigarette on the flames of rage coming off of the people who hated his jokes.

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Ricky Gervais And Mad Mel Reunited And It Was Beautiful

When Ricky Gervais roasted hos at the Golden Globes in 2010, he made some Mel Gibson jokes including one about how no man loves booze the way Mad Mel loves booze. Well, the hairy leather nutsack was back at the Golden Globes last night to introduce a clip from Mad Max: Fury Road and Ricky once again stuck that microwaved hot dog to the end of a stick and roasted that bitch.

Ricky Gervais introduced the charbroiled piece of rage jerky and he made a few jokes about Mel being a drunk, Jew-hating mess while doing so. When Mel came out, he pretty much called Ricky Gervais a piece of shit and let everyone know that he’s got a train wreck of a colon since he has to get a colonoscopy every 3 years. I was surprised that Mel didn’t roll out a hot tub and tell Ricky to blow him before jacuzzi. Ricky came back out and made Alan Cumming’s Arthur the Aardvark-looking ass gasp by asking Mel Gibson what in the fuck does sugar tits mean. The look that covered Mel Gibson’s barbecue sauce-basted face was priceless. It was definitely a “I’ll bury you in the rose garden” face.

You may think that by “I’ll put you to sleep in other ways,” Mel means that he’ll gladly punch the shit out of Ricky Gervais. But no, no no… Mel Gibson is TOTALLY changed and he’s no longer an angry and violent ass wart. What he meant was that he’ll put Ricky Gervais to sleep by making Ricky watch Apocalypto.

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The Moment When Ricky Gervais Shit On Ben Affleck While Introducing Matt Damon

The paparazzi should expect to get a MAN DOWN CODE call from Ben Affleck late tonight, because tomorrow, he’s going to need to do an emergency staged photo shoot at the Farmer’s Market where he and his best brofriend Matt Damon look happier than ever while shopping for vegetables. Because at the Golden Globes tonight, Ricky Gervais introduced Matt Damon “as the only person who Ben Affleck hasn’t been unfaithful to.” Matt Damon laughed. I saw you laugh Matt Damon!

It was totally one of those, “It’s funny, because it’s true,” kind of laughs. I’m sure later tonight, Matt Damon will be seen in the lobby of that hotel, saying, “Baby, I’m sorry, it was just a joke,” into the phone and the other trick on the line will obviously be Ben Affleck.

Take In The Smooth Sexiness Of It All: Adrien Brody At The Emmys

Thanks to the fact that the temperature in L.A. was about as hot as a newly-released fart lingering in the Heat Miser’s chonies, everybody who went to the Emmys yesterday probably made squishy sounds when they walked because of the pools of sweat jelly that formed on their crotch areas. Well, those pools of sweat jelly were definitely washed away by a wave of crotch cream when Adrien Brody sashayed onto the carpet looking like sex double-wrapped in smarmy and dipped in Brut.

Adrien and his signature douche pucker were at the Emmys, because he was nominated for Houdini and also because kissing history-making actresses at award shows is his thing. As I said earlier, Olivia Culpo nearly fainted on the red carpet, and she claims the heat did her in. But I bet she really got the faints when Adrien Brody flipped his glorious mane as he walked on by. Adrian looked like the kind of high-priced gigolo who takes his old lady clients to the opera, fingers them in the box (that line has two meanings) and makes them smell his fingers afterward. Swooooooon.

Here’s a million pictures of some of the dudes (including Damian Lewis, Joe ManJello and David Oyelowo) at the Emmys, but who cares about any of them. The only thing your eyes need is Adrien Brody giving you “stache-free Yanni in a fun house mirror” hotness.

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