Category: Omarosa
Omarosa Did NOT Appreciate Robin Roberts Saying What We All Were Thinking
As y’all well know, Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned from the White House, which we all know basically means her ass got canned. Omarosa quickly made the media rounds in an attempt to save her good demon name. Robin Roberts did not exactly appreciate Omarosa coming ’round to Good Morning America, and she delivered a perfect “Bye, Felicia” that brought the world to its feet. Omarosa thought that wasn’t very nice!
Omarosa isn’t exactly known for her outreach to the African American community, even though she thinks she’s some sort of voice for her people. So the African American community wasn’t exactly sad to see her go. Thus, Robin’s “Bye, Felicia.” Omarosa reached out to Inside Edition via text to comment on Robin’s on-air farewell bid to Felicia, saying:
“That was petty. It’s a black woman civil war.”
That’s pretty rich, since Omarosa had no problem sparking a different kind of civil war when she stirred shit with Lil Jon in All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Or in any of the lead-ups to her THREE firings on The Apprentice. Basically, petty is practically her middle name. Then again, the same could be said about the word delusional, so Omarosa acting beyond-extra about Robin’s remarks should really come as no surprise.
But if Omarosa really is so deeply offended by the alleged pettiness that came from Robin after Omarosa’s quitting/firing news, then nobody better show her this video of CNN political commentator Angela Rye.
The great @angela_rye, echoing many. https://t.co/Z5Pk3N0LE3
— Jamil Smith جميل كريم (@JamilSmith) December 13, 2017
Pic: Wenn.com
Omarosa Speaks: She Did It For Her People
Step aside Harriet Tubman! Move over Ida B. Wells! Take a seat Rosa Parks (oooh, that one’s saved for Omarosa, can you take another one? Sorry, thanks.)! There’s a new black lady in town who’s here to fight for your rights. That’s right, everybody please welcome future civil rights pioneer OOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Omarosa Manigault-Newman sat down with Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan this morning to let you know that she did it for her people. You know, black people!
White House Aide Omarosa Manigault Has Left The Building
Omarosa Manigault, Donald Trump’s second best black friend, has resigned from her duties as, well, nobody’s really sure what her job was. Let’s just go with Director of Communications for the White House Public Liaison Office because that’s what Buzzfeed says her official title was. Omarosa was escorted out of the White House and my girl, WH correspondent April Ryan, says there was “drama”. Well of course there was drama! It was probably right there written on the nameplate that read “Omarosa ‘Drama’ Manigault” that was sticking out of the cardboard box she carried on her way out along with a dusty koosh ball, a dead ficus and a mug that reads “#2 Best Black Friend”.
*Fun Fact: Ben Carson has a #1 Best Black Friend foam finger
Omarosa Got Married
One of president Donald Trump’s more unstable shorts sniffers got hitched this week. People reports that crazed former reality television entrepreneur and current White House staff member (*aghast*) Omarosa Manigault married Jacksonville, Florida pastor John Allen Newman at the (natch) Trump International Hotel in Washington D.C., yesterday. Above is a (but one of many) picture she posted to her Twitter with the caption: “Just Married!”
Hmmm, Stacey Dash Must Have Been Busy
Earlier today, I saw this headline:
There’s not many words in that headline, but there’s still 55 layers of raw fuckery to unpack. Normally, I’d think that The Onion has lost it and is getting way too crazy with their headlines. But since this entire election has spit up load after load of WTFness, I knew it was real. And it is.
Omarosa Plans To Sue La Toya Jackson For Saying She Might’ve Caused Michael Clarke Duncan’s Death
On Sunday night’s episode of the Celebrity Apprentice (which I’m not proud to say I watch), mega bitch Omarosa got all the way under La Toya Jackson’s skin to the point where Toy Toy said that Omarosa’s probably the one who gave Michael Clarke Duncan a heart attack. Who knew that La Toya has a shank that she’s not afraid to use?
This mess all started when the crown jewel of the Jackson family became the project manager of her team, which Omarosa was on. Every time La Toya tried to make a decision or assign a task, Omarosa had to butt her ass in. Omarosa kept coming at La Toya and I kept waiting for Toy Toy to rip off her hair and handle a bitch. At one point, Omarosa had to remove herself from the task, because she heard that the media was about to leak the tape of the 911 call she made on the day her fiance Michael Clarke Duncan died and she needed to deal with that. La Toya and her team worked better without Omarosa, but they still lost.
In the board room, La Toya and Omarosa went at it even harder. When Omarosa started crying about how no reality show will ever come second to Michael Clarke Duncan, La Toya and everybody else on her team pretty much threw a chorus of side-eyes. Then La Toya really kicked Omarosa in the throat when she said this to the camera:
“Omarosa’s fiance passed away not long ago. He had a heart attack, I’m sure she gave it to him.”
La Toya didn’t stop firing shots. After (SPOILER ALERT) La Toya was fired, she kicked at Omarosa even harder when she said this:
“Omarosa is the most evil person I have ever met. She’s a no good, conniving scheming, cut-throat, probably pulled the cord on Michael Duncan Clarke.”
As soon as La Toya said that, I just knew Omarosa would try to get revenge and she is. Omarosa’s lawyer tells Radar that she plans to sue La Toya for defamation and for being more gorgeous than her:
La Toya Jackson’s statement on the March 17, 2013 episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, that the Reverend Omarosa Manigault caused her fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan to die, is false, vicious and defamatory. Rev. Manigault has been heralded as a life saver for her actions on the evening that her fiancé suffered a life-ending heart attack. It is because of her bravery that Mr. Duncan — the love of Rev. Manigault’s life — was able to live for months beyond that tragic night. Mr. Duncan passed away from natural causes. Ms. Jackson made the statement immediately after having been “fired” off the show, and blames Rev. Manigault for her loss. It is repulsive and of the lowest level of class for Ms. Jackson, who showed herself to be a “sore loser” in making these disgusting statements in the wake of Rev. Manigault’s tragic loss.
As her counsel, we have been directed to pursue these defamatory statements to the fullest extent of the law with La Toya Jackson and any other participating publications or media outlets who repeat or repost these statements.
Omarosa better watch it, because if there’s something to get to the bottom of, Detective La Toya will get to the bottom of it. Detective La Toya always gets to the bottom of EVERYTHING. I don’t really know what I mean by that, but i missed typing it, so I thought I’d just throw it in here.