Category: O.J. Simpson

In “Terrifying Threats To Human Life” News, O.J. Simpson Joined Twitter And He’s Tweeting About “Getting Even”

June 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Alleged (*eye-roll*) murderer of two and narcissistic owner of the biggest balls in history, O.J. Simpson, has a Twitter account now. One of his first tweets is a video in which says he’s on Twitter because he’s “got a little getting even to do.” *scream* The unfortunates he’s referring to better beef up their security.

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OJ Simpson Claims He And Kris Jenner Once Banged In A Hot Tub

May 26, 2019 / Posted by:

It is almost the 25th anniversary of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, and because there is a bit of a cesspool at the bottom end of the human race, there are some desperate people still hoping to cash in on the tragedy. This time the exploitation of the murders of Nicole and Ron comes in the form of O.J. Simpson‘s former manager Norman Pardo, who claims that O.J. and Kris Jenner had a raunchy one night hook-up in a hot tub on a couples vacation. Oh, this is just the intro. There are details, but I advise you to take a deep cleansing breath, jam your finger pads deep into the fur of a sleeping kitten and steel yourself before reading on.

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Open Post: Hosted By Megan Mullally Telling The Story Of How Her House Was Haunted By Nicole Brown

November 1, 2018 / Posted by:

This country’s fascination for everything to do with O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson is sky-high…unless you’re Nick Offerman. Nick’s wife Megan Mullally was on the Halloween episode of Busy Philipps’ new talk show on E! last night, and when it came to ghost stories, hers may have just been trying to get Nick to hop aboard the S.S. Simpson!. Nick and Megan used to live in a house that was on property that previously housed a place O.J. rented for Nicole, and Megan says Nicole’s ghost haunted them.  Continue reading

Fox Aired O.J. Simpson’s Extremely Convincing 2006 “Hypothetical” Confession Of Murder

March 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If #thesetryingtimes weren’t super gross and disturbing enough for you already, here comes Fox offering up a steaming shit sundae with a cherry on top. Last night Fox aired a 2006 interview with Orenthal James Simpson called O.J. Simpson: The Lost Confession?” about the night Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson were brutally murdered. Yes, they had the damn nerve to stick a coy little question mark at the end.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Reportedly Paid O.J. Simpson $20,000 To Appear In A Movie

February 12, 2018 / Posted by:

O.J. Simpson has been on the loose for more than four months, and if dodging dirty looks from people on the street was a job that paid big bucks, he’d have a very lucrative post-prison career. But O.J. Simpson needs work that pays, and it turns out Sacha Baron Cohen is willing and eager pay The Juice $20,000 to appear in a movie. That’s a lot of money for a tasteless (Borat voice) “Mai knife!” joke.

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O.J. Simpson Swears He’s Not Khloe Kardashian’s Father

January 10, 2018 / Posted by:

For years now, online conspiracy theorists have been wondering who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is. Kris Jenner has denied the rumors of Khloe’s questionable paternity. And yet those rumors (like the one about Alex Rodan being her father) still persist, because well, depending on the angle and the day, the only thing Khloe seems to have in common with her sisters is Kris Jenner’s DNA and surgeries. One of the rumors that has been around for a while is that Khloe’s biological dad is O.J. Simpson. A paparazzo recently tried to trick O.J. into an admission. And it didn’t work.

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