Whitney Cummings Shut Down A Blackmail Attempt By Releasing Her Own Topless Pic 

August 13, 2019 / Posted by:

This is kind of like when Bella Thorne released her own nipple pics before some rude hackers could do it first. Whitney Cummings beat some blackmailers to the punch by tweeting a topless picture. And if boobs aren’t your thing, this story also has a close-up picture of balls.

This story actually starts back in April, when Whitney accidentally slipped a nip during an Instagram story. Whitney deleted the story, but someone took a screen grab before she was able to delete the evidence. Whitney hopped on Twitter yesterday to explain that sometime between then and now, several people slid into her DMs with the screen grab, asking how much money it would take for her to make sure the picture wasn’t posted again. Whitney probably thought she’d safely escaped being dragged into any Twitter drama when she quit Roseanne, but here we are.

Whitney explained that some of the people messaging her claimed to have received offers to buy the picture, whereas others were just going to release it purely out of spite unless they got some cash. So she said fuck it, and tweeted the picture before they could get it out there.

She also explained she won’t expose her extorters, because they could just be “dumb kids.” She also doesn’t care if anyone hacks into the rest of her nudes. She also explained that it would be way less stress to just put her nipple out there, than to deal with lawyers for months on end.

Eventually, this inspired Whitney’s friends to start sharing their own embarrassing pics.

That turned into a bunch of internet strangers sharing pictures, and the #IStandWithWhitney hashtag was born. When I saw that #IStandWithWhitney was trending on Twitter, I naturally figured that someone had fucked over Whitney Houston, and was ready to jump on the bandwagon for justice. But in reality, the bandwagon was filled with nipples, dicks, butts, and balls.

There was a cost associated with that nipple pic, one Whitney wasn’t willing to pay. The only problem is, that burden has fallen on the rest of us. Or should I say, it’s fallen on our eyes. Whitney requested people stop sending her pics of hairy balls, but after she retweeted a picture of hairy, waterslide-injured balls (NSFW).

Oh my god, it looks like one of those jelly-filled stress balls. Honestly, if Whitney really wanted to get revenge on any of those awful Twitter blackmailers, she should just respond to their messages with that picture. Wait, no – don’t do that Whitney. She said she wanted to avoid lawyers, and she’s bound to see a couple lawsuits after she surprises her scammers with that picture, and they go temporarily blind.

Pic: Wenn.com/FayesVision

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