Category: Nicola Peltz
Open Post: Hosted By Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz’s Pre-Wedding Match Game
Hot off the heels of their Valentine’s Day cooking video for Vogue, Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have proven once again that love is not only blind, it has no taste at all. Seriously, I’m afraid their relationship is suffering from long COVID, because while playing a game called Mr & Mrs for British Vogue, Brooklyn and Nicola made me question if they’d lost their sense of taste and smell. I don’t know how else to explain the utter blandness and banality of their presentation, which emitted nary a whiff of irony or wit. Don’t get me wrong, there were fumes alright, but I don’t think we can put all the blame on the Sharpies they were writing with. I think their brain cells were already in trouble.
Brooklyn Beckham Proves A Point To People Who Say He Can’t Cook
After The New York Post published an article questioning his cooking abilities, Brooklyn Beckham, the 22-year-old son of David and Victoria Beckham, is learning the hard way that nepotism is a double-edged sword. Even the most inherently talented and hard-working celebrity spawn must one day come to terms with the fact that people will always question their abilities, and if they’re lucky, their success. And as difficult as the road to success may be, earning people’s respect is harder still. But when you know deep down in your heart that you’ve received your calling, nothing, not even strangers on the internet, can keep you from your dreams. Because you are very rich and Vogue owes your mom a favor.
Brooklyn Beckham And Nicole Peltz Wear Gold Necklaces Containing Each Other’s Wisdom Teeth
When I first this headline, my eyes skipped over the “necklace” part, and I mistakenly thought Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz inserted their old wisdom teeth into each other’s now-empty gum holes. But, no, the real headline is a lot more ~glamorous~. Nicola got her and her fiancé Brooklyn’s wisdom teeth dipped in gold and attached to necklaces. Well, it’s definitely better than the lover’s blood necklace trend. Or the Affleck/de Armas half-heart jewelry, which screams, “We went shopping at Claire’s!”
Brooklyn Beckham Got His Fiancée’s Love Letter To Him Tattooed On The Back Of His Neck
Brooklyn Beckham, eldest son of David Beckham and Posh Spice, is a man in love. At 21, he’s already engaged to his girlfriend of just over a year, billionaire scion/actress/model/ alleged maid abuser Nicola Peltz. But these days, an easily broken engagement is hardly proof enough of one’s eternal devotion. We’ve officially entered the era of “tats or it didn’t happen” and as such, Brooklyn is more sure he’s met the one true love of his life in Nicola than Pete Davidson was when he met Cazzie David. I mean Ariana Grande. Sorry, make that Piggy Smallz. Ruth Bader Ginsburg? No, scratch that. Pete’s one true love is a pot-smoking Air Jordan with droopy eyes. And according to his growing dermal anthology, Brooklyn’s is Nicola.