Category: Nicki Minaj
According To Chance The Rapper, The Beef Between Cardi B And Nicki Minaj Is 100% Fake
In the world of celebrity rap beefs, one of the most bitter wars has taken place between bootylicious rappers Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. Their feud has brought on headline after headline after headline after headline after headline.
Well, as entertaining as that messiness is, apparently they may have both been pulling our dicks. Because according to boy-next-door lyricist Chance The Rapper, their beef is all smoke, mirrors, and lies.
Nicki Minaj Is Now Clarifying Her Retirement Rumors
When Nicki Minaj announced she was hanging up all of her Jem and the Holograms cosplay wigs to quit rapping and begin popping out babies with fiance Kenneth ‘Zoo’ Petty, her fans’ jaws hit the floor faster than a broken Halloween skeleton. And speaking of skeletons, it’s no secret that the amount of skeletons in Kenneth’s closet equal 10,000 graveyards, but Nicki doesn’t care. She will gladly help him bury all of those bones just as long as he buries his inside of her to make her a mommy. But now, after such an abrupt announcement, Nicki is feeling all kinds of sowwy. And she’s taken some time out to apologize and give a bit more information about what’s going on.
Nicki Minaj Announces She’s Retiring From Music To Start A Family
Nicki Minaj is about to become a married woman, and you might have thought that the only thing that would change is that she’d ask you to please address her as Mrs. Petty. As it turns out, Nicki has decided to take her new wife life very seriously, and apparently for her that means retiring from music. This announcement might be difficult for some to hear over the sound of Cardi B giggling, “Good bye bitch! Don’t let my shoe hit you on the way out, okurrrrrrrrr?”
Nicki Minaj Says She Will Be Married In 80 Days
Nicki Minaj said on her radio show, Queen Radio, that she has around 80 days left until she can marry her boyfriend, Kenneth Petty. That means Cardi B has roughly 80 days to throw another shoe at Nicki’s head and to try to knock some sense into her before she marries a guy who is a registered sex offender and convicted killer.
Nicki Minaj Will Be Taking Her Fiancé’s Last Name When She Gets Married
According to TMZ, preparations are underway for the marriage of Nicki Minaj to Kenneth “Zoo” Petty, the last man on Earth (that’s why she’s with a convicted sex offender and murderer, I’m guessing). Nick got her marriage certificate in order, and apparently she’s decided that she won’t just be marrying Zoo, but legally taking his name too.
Nicki Minaj Might Be Pregnant And Engaged To Her Ex-Con Boyfriend
Nicki Minaj is featured on a new Chance the Rapper track and hints in the lyrics that she might be pregnant by and about to marry Kenneth “Zoo” Petty, her registered sex offender/admitted slaughterer-of-men boyfriend. People make mistakes but attempted rape AND killing? She’s a forgiving sort.