Nicki Minaj Is Now Clarifying Her Retirement Rumors

September 6, 2019 / Posted by:

When Nicki Minaj announced she was hanging up all of her Jem and the Holograms cosplay wigs to quit rapping and begin popping out babies with fiance Kenneth ‘Zoo’ Petty, her fans’ jaws hit the floor faster than a broken Halloween skeleton. And speaking of skeletons, it’s no secret that the amount of skeletons in Kenneth’s closet equal 10,000 graveyards, but Nicki doesn’t care. She will gladly help him bury all of those bones just as long as he buries his inside of her to make her a mommy. But now, after such an abrupt announcement, Nicki is feeling all kinds of sowwy. And she’s taken some time out to apologize and give a bit more information about what’s going on.

Barbz all across the world immediately clutched their chests preparing for major heart attacks after Nicki uttered those four famous words: I QUIT THIS BITCH! But if she thought she could just hit her fans with a quick tweet to let them know she was ready to check out of the industry for a quieter life, she was sadly mistaken. Because her beloved Barbz went off on Twitter. I’m going to assume Nicki’s phone blows up all day with Twitter mentions much like how mine does by bill collectors. However, unlike me, she chose to answer the constant buzzing from her phone. When one fan basically asked Nicki why she had forsaken them, Prophetess Minaj blessed the children with a response:

The crazy thing about this “announcement” is that Nicki is about to drop new music AND she has tons of studio time set up to record with a multitude of artists. So what’s really going on? One theory that TMZ has revealed is Nicki’s retirement announcement has more to do with trying to tug on her earring and scream, “Show’s over, bitches”, because she’s sick of the internet.

Our sources say the rapper was pushed over the edge by constantly defending herself over accusations of not writing her own songs, questions about her hip-hop legacy … and her relationship with her fiance, Kenneth Petty. BTW, rumor is she’s already Mrs. Petty, but that’s another thing Nicki’s tired of discussing.

I’m calling it; this retirement will last for about a year and a half, if even that. She’s going to pop that first kid out then be on tour the next day. However, if she needs a babysitter I’m sure Cardi B would do it. Hell, Cardi would probably do anything to make sure Nicki stays gone for as long as possible.

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