Category: Mariah Carey
Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey’s Virtual Cookies
Earlier this year Mariah Carey served her heart up on a platter with her memoir The Making of Mariah Carey. It was obvious she worked really hard on it (no really, she did! I totally know her now) so you’ll have to excuse her if she’s spent. With the Mariahdays in full festive swing, Mariah doesn’t have the time or energy to spare to personally oversee every aspect of her empire which is perhaps why Mariah’s cookies look so busted. The New York Daily News reports, and this might even be news to Mariah, that she’s offering a “virtual cookie line,” just in time for National Cookie Day, which is, oh shit, tomorrow! She better get cracking because the website still says “coming soon.”
Open Post: Hosted By This FedEx Driver Jamming Out To “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
I love belting out my favorite songs in the car. Good for anxiety, good for the soul! But because I live in the city and use public transportation, I am forced to remain silent. UNTIL… face masks! Now I can put on my headphones, lip sync to my heart’s content, and no one is the wiser. Literally the only positive to the pandemic. But this FedEx driver doesn’t give a shit what anybody thinks. He was filmed busting out an impressively committed lip-sync performance to Mariah Carey’s holiday classic “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. You may say it’s too early, but, for people working for FedEx, UPS, the post office, etc, the holiday season is upon them. Clicky clicky! Shoppy shoppy! The FedEx driver’s video was so popular that Mariah herself responded on social media.
Mariah Carey Says She Never Got It On With Her Ex-Fiance James Packer
During a chat with The Guardian about her memoir, which has revealed all sorts of things about her traumatic childhood and celebrity existence, Mariah Carey talked about things that didn’t make it in the book because they didn’t play a big part in her life. Like her one-time fiance, Australian billionaire James Packer, who she was engaged to for 8 months. Their genuine love ended with her reportedly getting a payout from him. Apparently Mariah and James never even did it. So she never married him, never fucked him, and got a payout? Every gold digger on Earth just questioned their whole existence. And it is shocking that Mimi never gave up the unicorn poon because the chemistry between them was so hot it’s probably burning your eyes just from looking at that picture of them.
Mariah Carey Claims Her Older Sister Tried To Sell Her Off To A Pimp Back In The Day
Being one of the last bastions of true glamour we have left in this ugly world, Mariah Carey makes it easy for us to forget that she’s a regular-ass human being with both regular-ass, and extraordinary-ass, problems. In my mind’s eye, Mariah emerged from a glittery cocoon in the year 1990 with a halo of curls and butterfly wings, belting a siren song punctuated with a high C7 whistle note. It’s a sweet, sweet fantasy that Mariah has helped to cultivate but in her upcoming memoir, The Meaning of Mariah Carey, she delves into some of the harsh realities of her early life. As reported by Hot New Hip Hop, in her book, Mariah writes about how, at 12, her estranged sister, Alison Carey, pumped her full of drugs and tried to sell her out to a pimp. And to think anyone ever begrudged Mariah a marabou feather housecoat or a haughty affectation. She earned that shit, fair and square.
Mariah Carey Says Derek Jeter Was The Catalyst For Her To Leave Tommy Mottola
Mariah Carey’s out there promoting her memoir, “The Meaning of Mariah Carey” (I thought the meaning was whistle tones, refusing to walk on her own two feet, and Mean Girls quotes?). In the book, which will be released next Tuesday, Mariah writes about her 1993-1998 marriage to music exec Tommy Mottola, who was 20 years her senior and super controlling. In a new interview with Oprah, she explains how an extramarital fling with Derek Jeter was “the catalyst” that helped her get out of the marriage.
Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Proving She’s A “Mean Girls” Superfan
Mariah Carey loves Mean Girls like Mariah Carey loves shading people. And she proved that when Mean Girls creator Tina Fey tested her knowledge for Billboard. Mariah easily got her Ph.D. in Mean Girls and did it while her fan was set to “Soap Opera Intro Breeze.”