That Was Fast: Blair Waldorf And Seth Cohen Got Themselves Secret-Married

Only three months after announcing their engagement, Us Weekly is reporting that Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl and Adam Brody from The OC (look, until you guys do something else, I’m going to have to keep introducing you by your CW shows) have gone ahead and made shit legal with a “super secret wedding” (Us Weekly’s words and not mine, because I’m not a sentient Girl Talk board game). No other details have been released, so for now we’ll just have to picture Leighton and Adam tip-toeing around with their fingers to their lips going “Sshhhh! It’s not just a secret, it’s a super secret!” before receiving a cease-and-desist letter from Shh…It’s A Wig with a note saying: “STEP OFF TRICK! Shushing people is OUR thing.”

So congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Meester-Brody, a couple that sounds like a Spanish lady formally addressing someone named Brody. May you be blessed with children you name Excuseme and Pardonme (or at least do the internet a solid and rename your dogs).

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