Category: Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake’s Video For “Man Of The Woods” Is Very, Very Silly
Justin Timberlake needs your help! He’s trapped in the Country Bear Jamboree show at Disneyland and he can’t get out! In the video for Man of The Woods, the titular Man of the Woods we’ve all been dying to meet these past weeks finally reveals himself and surprise! He’s a total dork. And I ain’t even mad this time. Maybe it’s his wife Jessica Biel’s influence (her production company Pretty Bird is credited) but the MOTW presented here is what Justin should have been going for all along! It’s cartoonish, silly and corny as hell. What a relief!
There Might Be An NSYNC Reunion During The Super Bowl Halftime Show After All
When it was confirmed that Justin Timberlake is headlining the 2018 Super Bowl halftime show at the U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota, many said that he should rise from the bowels of the stage flanked by his boys Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Joey Fatone, followed by letting Janet Jackson rip part of his pants off. But even though Justin and Janet are allegedly good now, she wasn’t approached by him to join him on stage. As for NSYNC, Joey Fatone swore that there wasn’t going to be a reunion at the Super Bowl. As it turns out, Joey might have been fibbing, because every member of NSYNC have been spotted in Minnesota this week.
Justin Timberlake Is Mad We All Thought “Man Of The Woods” Was A Country Album
Justin Timberlake seems to be confused. Not only does he seem to think “birthday haircuts” are a thing, he also thinks we’re all dummies for assuming Man of The Woods is a country album. Justin is in Minnesota right now prepping for his big Super Bowl halftime show and it was his birthday yesterday so he’s being really extra. In a video posted to Instagram, Justin fusses in his barber chair like a toddler at Snip-Its waiting on his post trim lolly and admonishes us, the public, for misconstruing his artistic intent.
Open Posted: Hosted By Justin Timberlake’s Cracker Barrel Country Video
Ever since Justin Timberlake announced his bad Bon Iver impression of an album, people have been waiting (I guess?) for the man who most certainly will not do a Vegas residency to put on his various Kabuki make-up andshow how he has the range. There was Steve Jobs JT, there was “woke” JT, and now there’s $1.99 Waffle House special JT for the “Say Something” video. Yes, bitch has done gone country.
Speaking of Bon Iver, the mess starts in what looks like an abandoned Brooklyn warehouse that probably still costs squatters $3 million per minute to live in. Justin uses it to sample his own voice. He apparently took the song title literally, as approximately 92% of it is just repeating “Say Something.” He then croons on through a tarped hallway that I imagine was used by Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for a few murders, but I guess serial killer venues have fab acoustics.
He then hops in the elevator from Titanic (it looks like it!) to go find country critter Chris Stapleton so they can have a stairwell sing-off. The Dave Matthews Band beat and chorus at the end would almost have me thinking this was a United Colors Of Benneton ad if it weren’t for the fact that two of the whitest dudes in all the land were front and center. Some people are saying the album, which comes out next week ahead of his Super Bowl Halftime Show, is his Lemonade, and even Beyoncé enlisted the Dixie Chicks to make her seem like a legit country crooner. In Justin’s case, let’s hope he does bring Janet Jackson back to keep us awake. Otherwise, he and Chris are going to put both teams to sleep!
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Joey Fatone Shoots Down Any Possibility Of An *NSYNC Reunion During The Super Bowl
Sorry to be the bearer of bad new but it looks like Justin Timberlake will be going it alone for his performance at this year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. TMZ talked to Joey Fatone outside a club the other night and he made it clear that there will be no much needed *NSYNC injection to dilute the 100% pure, raw and uncut JT performance. Joey says there will be no reunion! And no Janet Jackson either! But Joey! Will the Robin Williams-faced sex bot from the Filthy video make an appearance?!
Justin Timberlake Thinks Las Vegas Residencies Are For Oldies
For someone who once sported hair that looked like you could purchase it for 99 cents at the Big Y, Justin Timberlake has a lot of opinions on what people should do with their lives. Case in point – his views on recording artists doing those Las Vegas residencies. You know, when a pop star sets up shop at a casino for a couple of years and rakes in the chips?
During an interview with Zane Lowe on Beats 1 Radio this week (via E!), Justin was asked if he’d ever do one. While looking like an enterprising journalist posing as a homeless person for a story, his ass lied and said no just like his ass lied when he said he and Janet Jackson are cool now. Miss Janet if you a goddamn liar!
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