Category: Identity Crisis
Meghan McCain Is Worried That An Unqualified Minority Might Come For Her Job
Another day, another attempt by Meghan McCain’s hair and makeup team to make a laughing stock of her and derail her career. But in case you didn’t know, Meghan’s dad was John McCain, and as such, she is invincible and more than capable of doing both on her own. Her daddy didn’t raise no chump! But he did raise a white woman who is afraid that underqualified minorities might be coming for her job. You know, like Asian Americans whose dads weren’t John McCain.
Taraji P. Henson’s Identity Was Stolen By A Chicago Mom
I’m sure there’s lots of people who see Taraji P. Henson and wish they could be her. What’s not to love? She’s got money, a solid career, and can effortlessly turn out a red carpet. But recently one mom from Chicago saw Taraji’s life, decided to be her, and stole her identity. Except like most half-baked ID-stealing schemes, she got caught.
Justin Timberlake Is Mad We All Thought “Man Of The Woods” Was A Country Album
Justin Timberlake seems to be confused. Not only does he seem to think “birthday haircuts” are a thing, he also thinks we’re all dummies for assuming Man of The Woods is a country album. Justin is in Minnesota right now prepping for his big Super Bowl halftime show and it was his birthday yesterday so he’s being really extra. In a video posted to Instagram, Justin fusses in his barber chair like a toddler at Snip-Its waiting on his post trim lolly and admonishes us, the public, for misconstruing his artistic intent.