Category: John Mellencamp
John Mellencamp Admits He Was A Bad Boyfriend To Meg Ryan
John Mellencamp is once again singing ‘The One Who Got Away” blues over his ill-fated relationship with Meg Ryan, her royal highness of rom-coms. Back in 2019, Meg ended their lengthy relationship by calling off their engagement and strolling off, saying, “Oh yeah…life goes on...”. It did for Meg, at least. Because in the years since their breakup, John must have had time to reflect on everything that went wrong between the two of them. And by “everything,” John admits that he was indeed the problem because he was a shitty boyfriend at the time.
Meg Ryan Has Reportedly Called Off Her Engagement To John Mellencamp
On Sunday, Meg Ryan showed up to the Governors Awards with a big gold and diamond-studded ring on her left hand, but it wasn’t on her ring finger. Which it should be, considering the last time we all checked, she was engaged to John Mellencamp.
Meg made sure everyone got a good, clear shot of her ringless ring finger, and it was almost as though she was trying to tell everyone to go ahead and draw their own conclusions. Well, we don’t have to do that, because a source tattled to Us Weekly that Meg’s engagement is over.
Meg Ryan Spoke Out About Life And Going AWOL From Hollywood
There was a period of time in the 1990s where the Rom-Com Dons were Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan. Julia occasionally does a movie or an Amazon show, but Meg has been the face of a milk carton when it comes to Hollywood . She’s busy being engaged to John Mellencamp. Meg sat down with the New York Times to talk about her career, being pigeonholed into “America’s Sweetheart” roles, and her mutual breakup with Hollywood.
Open Post: Hosted By Meg Ryan And John Mellencamp’s Engagement Announcement
This is the way Meg Ryan announced she’s engaged to John Mellencamp. Earlier today, The Daily Mail posted pictures of Meg out and about in NYC with a set of wedding-looking rings on her ring finger.
Meg Ryan, 56 steps out with diamond ring on THAT finger https://t.co/YvCpXSbkXr
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 8, 2018
Naturally, some people assumed that Meg and John got married. Meg cleared up that rumor by posting the little illustration above to her Instagram account with the caption: “ENGAGED.” Meg and John have been together off and on since 2011, with a Christie Brinkley break in there somewhere. This will be Meg’s second marriage (her first husband was Dennis Quaid), whereas this will be John’s third.
About that picture, I don’t look forward to sleeping tonight, because I know that thing is going to have a starring role in my nightmares. It looks like it was drawn with the chewed-down nub of a golf pencil on gas station restroom paper towel. What pictures were used for reference? Because I’m seeing less Meg and more Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands after a botched hand transplant surgery. And John looks like Thomas Markle with his mouth stitched shut. I’m sure that’s something that’s been doodled on Kensington Palace stationary hundreds of times.
Pic: Instagram
Meg Ryan And John Mellencamp Are Back Together
Maybe this time around she can sit John Mellencamp down and gently explain to him that saggy dad track bottoms are not an outdoor pant. Save them for your American Pickers marathons, John!
Either John Mellencamp Shamelessly Lied To Us Or Meg Ryan’s Got A Twin
On Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show last week, John Mellencamp said that on the list of Things That Meg Ryan Hates, his name is right up there with “face wrinkles.” John said that Meg Ryan hates him and wants nothing to do with him because he was a fit-throwing moody child during their relationship. But on the same day that John told Howard that Meg is done with him, someone took a picture of them hanging out together in NYC. Go ahead and insert your very own SoWhatIsTheTruth.GIF here.
Stephanie Forman, who took the picture, said that John and Meg didn’t seem coupley. Okay, but it doesn’t seem like Meg Ryan hates him either, unless she’s smiling while telling him to please eat shit and get the fuck out of her face.
A source close to John tells Page Six that he doesn’t even know he got caught! The source said, “I don’t even think he knows the photo exists. He hasn’t said one word about it.”
So either John was joking with Howard. Or John is so not over Meg Ryan and he makes his current girlfriend wear a fluffy blond wig and a rubber Meg Ryan mask whenever they go out in public. Or John blatantly spit out a river of lies, because he and Meg are back together and he wants to throw the paparazzi off. John knows that he and Meg are the IT couple of our time and he doesn’t want the paps around while he and his lady are suckin’ on chili dogs outside Tastee Freeeeeze. Yeah, it’s definitely the third one.
Here’s John taking a quick stroll in NYC with his true love, a cigarette, on the same day he hung out with Meg.
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