Afternoon Crumbs

“Keep staring at her forehead, Alba, keep staring at her forehead or you’ll lose this job and the rent is due” is probably what Jessica Alba is thinking there because she says that when she guest-starred on Beverly Hills, 90210 back in the day, she was told not to make eye contact with the main cast. So that’s where she learned how to not be nice to lessers, allegedly! – Us Weekly
Rihanna’s panty brand Savage X Fenty continues to pour dirt on Victoria’s Secret’s coffin by doing a show that will be available on Amazon Prime today, and that show features Demi Moore looking like a tan and sexy Morticia Addams who is about to nail the hell out of Gomez on one of their bed of nails – Lainey Gossip
I see that Chris Pratt wants to keep his title of The Worst Chris while getting the Guinness World Record for inducing the most eye-rolls with one Instagram post – Pajiba
January Jones knows that the way to really relax after a long day of doing nothing in quarantine is to coochie-chug beer in the bathtub – Celebitchy
Following in her Koven’s plastic steps of getting Face/Off surgery, Kendall Jenner got Face/Off surgery and her new face is a million times more expressive than her last one. Well done! – Popoholic
Jim Carrey as Joe Biden looks like the prosthetics baby of Fire Marshall Bill and Count Olaf – Towleroad
There is time to die, after all, because No Time To Die has been pushed to Easter 2021 – Just Jared
TGIF! Dried-up turd raisin Harvey Weinstein got hit with even more charges in L.A. – Reuters
Pic: FOX