Chet Haze Is Papa Haze Now

December 8, 2016 / Posted by:

The last time we checked in with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s human Four Loko headache of a son Chet Haze, he was apologizing for using the n-word and announcing he was going to stop doing coke and crack. That was a little over a year ago, and we have an update on Chet Haze’s life. One of the things Chet did in the time since we last heard from him was make a baby. Yes, Chet Haze is a dad.

InTouch Weekly broke the news yesterday that 26-year-old Chet became a father in April to a baby girl that was conceived during a “drug-fueled one-night-stand” with a woman named Tiffany. Chet may have been allegedly Chet Hazey while making a baby with Tiffany, but a source tells In Touch that the birth of his daughter made him get clean and sober.

“Chet’s now sober and is currently working as a drug counselor. He lives in Santa Monica and pays $2,800 a month in rent, with the help of his dad. He’s telling everyone that this baby truly changed his life. Chet is financially supporting the baby, of course, with Tom’s help.”

Sources claim that Tom and Rita, who already have two granddaughters from Colin Hanks, really love Baby Haze and spent Halloween with her. Chet returned to his old stomping grounds, Instagram, and confirmed the news, but with a few clarifications.

Chet says:

“Look. I know I’ve been not that active on the ‘gram lately, because I’ve been figuring out my life, which is what we’re all doing. And social media’s all bullshit. Anyway, with that being said, I wanna share something today because it’s about to be shared anyway in the press, which is the fact that I have a daughter. I do have a daughter. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. She’s the reason I turned my life around and got sober. I’ve been sober today over a year and a half, from everything. I don’t share her on Instagram. I don’t post her on Instagram. Because her privacy is sacred to me. She is sacred to me. She’s not something to be posted. She’s something that I love, that’s changed my life. But the fact is, she’s about to be shared with everybody. So I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the media, because I’m a real person. It hasn’t been easy making all my mistakes in public, but I’m figuring it out. I’m doing the best I can. Love you.”

Chet also hopped on Twitter and defended his baby mama. He’s clearly not too thrilled that the media announced the arrival of Baby Haze before he did.

Chet doesn’t say whether or not In Touch’s source was telling the truth when they claimed Chet was working as a drug counselor now. Chet may be full-time employed or he may be supporting Baby Haze with the odd television residual check. Financial responsibility aside, I think Chet Haze might end up being an ok daddy. The only proof I’ve got are those two orchids behind him in that Instagram video. You’ve got to be living life on expert-level to keep an orchid from turning into a wrinkly sad plant corpse held up solely by that little plastic plant hair clip attached to a stick. I once killed an orchid by sneezing on it. If Chet Haze can keep not one, but two orchids alive, I think he can handle a human baby. I think.

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