Hugh Grant Pulled A Hugh Grant On “Watch What Happens Live”
Acting like a sarcastic urethra fissure in interviews is sort of Hugh Grant’s thing and he kept that cunty schtick going on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night. One day after he made me (and Tiger Woods and Dean McDermott) scream, “Preach!”, by saying that the key to a successful marriage is letting your partner’s fuck parts roam to other pastures, he was asked about his past lady co-stars by Andy Cohen. And while answering, he threw in a couple of sarcastic-pointed digs.
The non-Mormon Mormon was promoting the pre-awards season Oscar bait Florence Foster Farms, or whatever it’s called, with his co-star Simon Helberg when the shifty evil genius Andy Cohen got him to talk shit about the leading ladies of his past. Andy brought up a bunch of pictures of Hugh’s past co-stars on a monitor and asked which one of them makes the biggest effort to stay in contact and which one is the most humble. The pictures were of Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger and Sarah Jessica Parker. Hugh squinted at a picture of Renee “Don’t Talk About My Face” Zellweger and sort of talked about her face by asking, “Andy, who dis woman?” Jezebel has a clip, but here’s the text of Hugh joking (I think) about the actress formerly known as Squinty being a space case:
Andy: Who makes the most effort to stay in touch with you, among all these women?
Hugh: Uh, none. They all hate me I think.
Andy: Who’s the most down-to-earth of those women?
Hugh: Uh, down-to-earth? That’s pushing it. Uh, who’s the one second from the right cause I’ve never seen her before in my life.
Andy: Second from the right is Renee.
Hugh: Oh, Renee! Not exactly down-to-earth. Out-to-lunch. I guess Sarah Jessica.
Never mind Renee, did Hugh know that Julia Roberts’ picture was up there? Because based on the shit we’ve heard about her, I would think that as soon as he saw her picture, he’d jump up, hide behind his chair and shake while muttering about the mean lady whose bulging forehead vein nearly exploded as she yelled his face off.
And here’s Renee and Hugh back in the olden days of 2004 at the London premiere of Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason:
Pics: Bravo, Wenn.com