According to the Internets, 64% of males born in 1980 were circumcised. Jake Gyllenhaal was born in 1980. Jake Gyllenhaal is also Jewish on his mother’s side. So, odds were, the boy was snipped. But we could never know for sure. Until now. By George, he’s cut and we learned highly important news this thanks to Jake himself.
This vital information was dropped on Amy Schumer’s new HBO Max documentary “Expecting Amy”, which follows her difficult pregnancy. In between clips of Amy puking her guts out from hyperemesis, there was footage of her wedding with chef Chris Fischer. Apparently Jake was childhood friends with Chris, and he and their two other buds spilled the tallywacker tea during their wedding toast.
If you looked at that headline and said, “THEM?!?” You had the same response I did. But I guess in the game of dick, 28-year-old Liam Hemsworth and 26-year-old Cole Sprouse (who plays Jughead in Riverdale and was a Disney channel kid star with his twin) have got the coochies of their girlfriends going off like a jackpot siren on a slot machine. Because they’re winners at the dick game, so say their girlfriends.