Category: Fuck Cancer
Chadwick Boseman Has Died From Cancer At 43
This horrible and shocking news made my heart hit the floor. 2020 continues to be every fucking kind of awful, because Chadwick Boseman, star of Black Panther, has died from colon cancer. Chadwick was the very, very young age of 43.
Sarah Harding Of Girls Aloud Reveals Breast Cancer Diagnosis And Says It’s Spread
Sarah Harding made a depressing revelation on her Instagram today by announcing that she was diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago, and in even more depressing news, she found out a couple of weeks ago that the cancer has spread to other parts of her body. Fucking cancer–you sonofamonster! If cancer was a person they’d be less likable than Piers Morgan.
Alex Trebek Shared An Update On His Battle With Cancer
In early 2019, Canuck quiz show icon Alex Trebek announced he was diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and the prognosis wasn’t good. The world wept, including my momma. Alex and Robert Redford are tied for her #1. Since then, Alex has battled excruciating physical pain and depression. After doctors told Alex the cancer was “near remission”, it came back last fall with a vengeance, and he was forced to undergo more chemotherapy.
Now, in an interview with The New York Times to discuss his new memoir, The Answer Is… Reflections on My Life (move over, Mimi!), Alex has revealed that his prognosis has worsened, and, if his current course of treatment fails, he plans to stop treatment altogether. NO, 2020. BAD 2020! STOP, 2020! Continue reading
Kelly Preston Has Died At 57 From Breast Cancer
This is an entirely too sad way to kick off a Monday. And I’m sure I’m not the only one who did a double-take on this news, to make sure my eyes were reading the right name. People magazine is reporting this morning that Kelly Preston died yesterday at the age of 57, after a private two-year battle against breast cancer.
Shannen Doherty Has Stage 4 Breast Cancer, After Going Into Remission In 2017
One of the hardest punches to the soul in 2015, for me, was finding out that my tweenhood idol Brenda Walsh had to take on the smegma-covered demon that is cancer. Shannen Doherty was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2015, and she shanked, slapped, kicked, throat-punched, and elbow’d that ugly piece of trash until it screamed for its mommy and joined The Don’t Fuck With Brenda Walsh Club (Kelly Taylor is president). Shannen delivered some good news in 2017 by announcing that the cancer had gone into remission. But because 2020 has to keep showing past years that it can be even worse by saying, “Hold my beer cup of human fetus blood which fuels the evil in me even more,” Shannen says that the cancer came back. And it’s stage 4.
Marie Fredriksson Of Roxette Has Died
Since Pretty Woman plays on any given channel at any given hour of the day, I’ve seen it a lot because it is my legal obligation as a teen of the 90s to watch every chance I get, and every time It Must Have Been Love plays as Vivian sits in the limo after turning down Edward’s kept bitch deal, I think of how Roxette are the masters of 90s love songs and love would not exist in the 90s if it wasn’t for them. Well sadly, Marie Fredriksson, one half of those masters of 90s love songs has died at the age of 61. And the musical meaning of love has died too.