Category: Fuck Cancer
Before His Death, Alex Trebek Gifted Land To Los Angeles For A Park And Pre-Recorded A Message For Pancreatic Cancer Day
More proof that Alex Trebek was a Canadiangel™. Apparently, the late Jeopardy! host (and my Momma Nancy’s Forever #1) was a down-low conservationist, donating 62 acres of his land in the Hollywood Hills to the city of Los Angeles back in 1998. It’s called the Trebek Open Space, and it runs into Runyon Canyon park. According to the Mountains Recreation & Conservation Authority, the area is “a sunny, well-established network of fire roads” that “provide trails for hikers, mountain bikers, and equestrians.” Oh Alex.
The Legendary Alex Trebek Has Died
Because 2020 is a relentless diabolical demon who just couldn’t let the world have more than a minute of happiness, international treasure Alex Trebek has died. Alex was 80 years old. And yes, I just had to go with a picture co-starring Alex’s lusciously gorgeous mustache.
Al Roker Has Prostate Cancer
Today brings us some sad and scary news about American treasure Al Roker. The always game Today show host has a difficult challenge ahead of him. According to People, Al was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and will be undergoing surgery next week to have the offending organ removed. Al announced his diagnosis during this morning’s Today broadcast. The good news is it was detected early. So hopefully Al will be back on his feet in time to get into a pretend fight with a sentient sweet potato as he gives his commentary on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Jeff Bridges Reveals That He’s Been Diagnosed With Lymphoma
The core of the Earth is likely attempting to restabilize itself after it was shaken off its axis from so many people shouting, “Not the fucking Dude.” Cancer, continuing to be the absolute worst, has gotten to Jeff Bridges as he’s announced that he’s been diagnosed with lymphoma. But, Jeff reassures us all that his doctors believe he’s in a good place with it.
Eddie Van Halen Has Died At 65
2020 continues to take and take, and the most recent reason for feeling like absolute shit today is the news that legendary guitarist, unquestionable stadium rock god, and 1980’s hair icon Eddie Van Halen has died from throat cancer at the too young age of 65.
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Died At 87
I’m sure that many of us thought that long after we all turned to dust, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg would still be kicking ass, taking names, and lifting two times more weight than I’m able to lift. But in more horrible FUCK 2020 news that there are no words for, we have lost The Notorious RBG. She was 87.