While many are lubing up their brains and souls with morningtime vodka to prepare themselves for dealing with their family all day today, Al Roker was fighting with butter during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. This is a surprising feud because Al Roker is all about that Keto shit, and when you’re on Keto, you practically bleed butter, so you’d think he’d deepthroat that butterman and swallow down every last buttery bit.
Al Roker and Butter’s battle started when Butter got in Al Roker’s shot, and Al Roker shoved him while saying, “Get outta here, ya butter!” Al Roker makes millions of dollars a year, and honestly, he earned it by FINALLY delivering some real news on NBC. Watching Al Roker shove Butter also probably made Paula Deen cry hot buttery tears of sadness over the mistreatment of her God, so that made this moment even better.
And later on, as Al Roker zipped on by in a little cart, Butter ran up next to him, taunting his ass. The only thing missing from this stupid mess was Tommy, Norway’s Official Butter Ambassador, chasing after Butter.
Well, I guess this means that Butter has replaced Al Roker’s own asshole as his biggest nemesis. On that note, Happy Thanksgiving, all!