Category: Dumb Ideas
Kanye West Is Officially On The Ballot In Oklahoma
Okay, someone get me a bottle of Advil, because my neck is sore from all the constant whiplash from the news about Kanye West’s alleged 2020 Presidential bid. It’s like the “She’s my sister, she’s my daughter” slap scene in Chinatown. Except it’s, “He’s running for President! He’s not running for President! No wait, he is running for President!” Twelve days ago, Kanye announced he was doing what he promised back in 2015, which was that he would be running for President of the United States of America. Then it was rumored his announcement was simply part of a bipolar episode. But then he appeared on a poll with 2% support. And when Michael K last checked in yesterday, it looked like Kanye had filed the first stage of forms, although the strategist Kanye hired claimed Kanye was out of the race.
It’s now being reported that Kanye’s name is officially a Presidential voting option in the state of Oklahoma. He has also reportedly filled out the second stage of forms required for a bid. So, the possibility of First Lady Kimberly Kardashian is back on the table.
Open Post: Hosted By Fire Officials Warning TikTok Morons About The Dangers Of The Electrical Outlet Challenge
CBS News reports there’s a brand new viral challenge taking place on TikTok that’s certain to kill someone very soon. Some are calling it the Electrical Outlet Challenge and others are calling it the Penny Challenge, but it should really be called The Darwin Awards Induction Ceremony.
Now, in the past people have eaten a spoonful of cinnamon, lit themselves on fire, AND blindfolded themselves after watching a damn Netflix movie. But now, attention-starved kids have upped the dumbness.
Kylie Jenner Threw A Handmaid’s Tale-Themed Birthday Party
Kylie Jenner must have gotten jealous of Kylie Skin getting dragged up and down the internet, and decided she wanted a bunch of bad attention for herself. Well, she got it, and all she had to do was decide that The Handmaid’s Tale would be a fun LOL-worthy theme for her friend’s birthday party.
Carl’s Jr Is Coming Out With A CDB Burger For 4/20
Carl’s jr. is capitalizing on the national holiday of stoners (4/20) and creating a burger infused with CBD oil. It’s only happening at one Carl’s Jr in Denver (of course) and only for 4/20. I can’t decide if showing up at Carl’s Jr on 4/20 for a promotional weed burger is my seventh circle of hell or would be a fun afternoon. I’m sure it would be a combination of stoned teenagers, weed connoisseurs and a subset of people just trying to get a Carl’s jr burger who have no idea why everyone smells like a hemp factory and Bob Marley is vaguely playing the background.