Category: Christian Bale
Christian Bale Is Done With The Crazy Weight Gain/Loss For Movies
Christian Bale is no newbie to the method acting thing where people change their whole actual looks so that they can better fill a role (and get that Oscar). He’s partly shaved his head for American Hustle, and gained and lost weight a number of times. He dropped to 120 pounds for The Machinist, and also got skinny for The Fighter. He got buff for Christopher Nolan‘s Batman Begins. He also got chunky for Vice, where he portrayed former Vice President Dick Cheney. And for his new movie, Ford v Ferrari, he needed to once again quickly lose 70 pounds. I don’t know how this man does it (FlatTummy Tea?), and honestly neither does he. During promo for Ford v Ferrari, he let us know that he ain’t doing this shit anymore.
Brad Pitt Says He Can’t Compete With Tom Hardy And Christian Bale
Brad Pitt is an extremely rich and famous white man. I am none of those things. So imagine my surprise at learning that Brad and I have more in common than meets the eye. According to a new interview coming out in GQ, Brad loves watching Tom Hardy. Which is crazy because I also love watching Tom Hardy! Almost more than I love anything else in this godforsaken timeline. If I had a child, and I had to choose between never seeing that child’s face again, and never seeing Tom’s old MySpace pictures again, I’d be running my hand over that child’s face once a year like that lady in Lionel Ritchie’s Hello video to track their facial maturation. However, I don’t think Brad and I are into watching Tom for the same reasons.
Christian Bale Pissed Off Dick Cheney’s Daughter After Thanking Satan For Inspiring His Performance In “Vice”
If you stayed up last night rotting your brain with rich people awkwardly thanking each other for being fabulous while getting drunk off Moet (AKA the Golden Globes), then you saw Christian Bale win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical for his role as Dick Cheney in Vice. During his semi-awkward and messy (weren’t they all) acceptance speech, he thanked a plethora of people, but he did make one notable call out who (despite his involvement behind the scenes) is not normally thanked at American award shows: Satan.
Christian Bale Says Donald Trump Thought He Was Bruce Wayne
I love how little kids still believe in Santa Claus. It is so endearing and sweet. But you know what isn’t though? Grown ass men who believe comic book characters are living, breathing people. Please show them to the nearest straitjacket suite with padded walls immediately. And while you’re rounding them up add YOUR president, Donald Trump, to the list for believing that Batman is real. Or in this case his alter ego Bruce Wayne.
Christian Bale Has Relied On Pie To Transform Into Dick Cheney
If there’s one thing we know Christian Bale can do, it’s shape-shift for the sake of a part. He basically lived on a nutrition plan of mouthwash and diet pills to drop 65 pounds for his role in The Machinist. And even when he looked like a praying mantis, I’d still hit it. Then he packed on the muscle to give us all a good panty cream when he was Batman. So when he showed up to the Toronto International Film Festival looking a tad paunchy, we knew it was for a juicy part. Sadly, it isn’t Hollywood giving us the Nintendo Kirby’s Dream Land movie we all want and deserve. It’s all part of his transformation into Dick Cheney. Christian sat down with Variety while at TIFF, and he made me green with fucking envy when he spilled his secret to getting into the part: It’s pie!
Christian Bale says he's been eating "lots of pies" to look like former VP Dick Cheney for upcoming film #VarietyStudio presented by @att pic.twitter.com/kc6jxINLZZ
— Variety (@Variety) September 12, 2017
Who knew all it took was heaps of my mom’s key lime and pecan pies at Thanksgiving to look like our under-the-table president from the Bush years? If Christian was smart, he would say he’s been getting into character for years, and that would explain why he was such a dick on the set of Terminator Salvation since, well, Dick wasn’t exactly known for being a pocketful of sunshine! The Cheney flick doesn’t have a title yet, but we know Amy Adams will play his wife, Lynne Cheney. This sounds all fine and dandy, but Christian is known to go very method. His friends better think twice the next time he asks them to go quail hunting!
Check out the gallery below for Christian and wife Sibi Blazic at TIFF on Tuesday night:
Pics: Wenn.com
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale’s Cheney Brows
Everybody knows Christian Bale is one of those method actors who loves to go all in on extreme physical transformations for his roles. As previously reported, Christian is set to play Dick Cheney in an upcoming Adam Mckay joint and from the looks of things, he’s already been sucking up milk shakes and skipping leg day (and arm day, and ab day, and basically every day but donut day) at the gym. Above is what Christian Bale looked like back in April. Here’s what he looks like now:
Christian Bale is transforming for his role as Dick Cheney: https://t.co/34k0Lywzl4 pic.twitter.com/HoQcmDZ9wn
— E! News (@enews) September 7, 2017
Sigh. I so wish Dear Leader Michael K could be here to weigh-in on this emerging eyebrow situation but since needs must, I will do my best. Did Christian get a skin graft and move his eyebrow skin to his upper lip and his butt skin to his brows? If you look at the side to side picture comparison, Dick has fucking eyebrows to go with his evil beady-little eyes, so why come did Christian do this to his face? He’s got the smirk werkin, though, I’ll give him that. But I’m really confused by the brows. I think Christian is pranking up, and his next movie is actually a remake of 1995’s Powder.
Pic: Wenn.com