Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale’s Cheney Brows

September 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Everybody knows Christian Bale is one of those method actors who loves to go all in on extreme physical transformations for his roles. As previously reported, Christian is set to play Dick Cheney in an upcoming Adam Mckay joint and from the looks of things, he’s already been sucking up milk shakes and skipping leg day (and arm day, and ab day, and basically every day but donut day) at the gym. Above is what Christian Bale looked like back in April. Here’s what he looks like now:

Sigh. I so wish Dear Leader Michael K could be here to weigh-in on this emerging eyebrow situation but since needs must, I will do my best. Did Christian get a skin graft and move his eyebrow skin to his upper lip and his butt skin to his brows? If you look at the side to side picture comparison, Dick has fucking eyebrows to go with his evil beady-little eyes, so why come did Christian do this to his face? He’s got the smirk werkin, though, I’ll give him that. But I’m really confused by the brows. I think Christian is pranking up, and his next movie is actually a remake of 1995’s Powder.

Pic: Wenn.com

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