It’s been over a week since we learned Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Camila Morrone. Well, there’s no real evidence that 47-year-old Leo was the one to end things, but it doesn’t take the math genius mind of Gwyneth Paltrow in Proof (2005) to deduce that Leo + 25 = DUMP HER WRINKLY OLD ASS! Since the news broke, Leo has been spotted partying at clubs with girls in their early 20s (he’s nothing if not predictable) and there was also a rumor that he was hooking up with 27-year-old Gigi Hadid. Now Us Weekly is reporting that, while Leo likes Gigi, she doesn’t return his feelings.
Earlier this week, Leonardo DiCaprio made it way too easy for us when news broke that he split with his girlfriend of four years, Camila Morrone, right after she turned 25. Sources tell E! News that they broke up because they were hardly in the same place due to their jobs and not because Camila’s ancient now. Okay. Page Six reports that, in the wake of their break up, Camila is on a
girls ladies trip in St. Tropez with her mom, and 47-year-old Leo has been staring into a fireplace Call Me By Your Name-styles, doing some deep self-reflection: “Why do they repulse me when their brains become fully developed? Does this have something to do with my fear of Mommy dying? Should I call Kaia Gerber?” JK, a source tells Page Six that Leo “has been out every night partying… with his old crew and some girls.” You know what that means: PUSSY POSSE, ASSEMBLE!
UPDATE: People’s sources upgraded this rumor to “true” and say that Leonardo and Camila are over after 4 years.
The world held its collective breath when Camila Morrone, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend of several years, turned 25 on June 16. Some resumed breathing when nothing happened and the two celebrated the 4th of July together as 25-year-old and 47-year-old romantic partners. However, according to Deuxmoi, the time has come when he must fire up the yacht and perform the sacred ritual that only happens every four to eight years. Legend is, Leo sails to what he calls the Cove of Closure, located somewhere in the Italian Riviera (only Leo and his little buddy Lukas Haas know the exact location) to burn a ceremonial Victoria’s Secret bra and panny set (he’s got a whole steamer trunk full of them just for this purpose), sending its ashes into the sea while Lukas dutifully scampers off to lower the Pussy Posse flag to half-mast before scuttling over to ring the bespoke PP gong with a silly oversized dildo (Tobey Maguire got it as a gag gift for Leo’s 40th), signaling that yet another of Leo’s girlfriends has aged out of service. It’s a solemn ritual, but an important one that keeps Leo grounded. Because each peal of the gong symbolizes that another Angel has been sent off to heaven/date Sean Penn. Let us bow our heads. #PussyPosse4Lyfe
Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, and Camila Morone, 25, spent the Fourth of July weekend together. Whew, my hands had a hard time typing that sentence, because… she’s 25. She’s 25. Based on everything we know about Leo’s taste in women, poor Camila should be ancient history (and emphasis on “ancient”). But Leo and Camila appear to have survived the latter’s landmark birthday on June 16. On Sunday, the couple was papped hanging out at a Malibu beach (their favorite pastime), accompanied by their two dogs (huskies) and two members of the Pussy Posse (Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas). Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio And Camila Morrone, Who Turns 25 Next Month, Were Papped Getting Romantic At The Beach
You know that gross trend where pervs count down the days until teenage stars turn 18 (see: the Olsen Twins, Natalie Portman, and Lindsay Lohan)? Well, Leonardo DiCaprio has his own special version of that, except his clock counts down to his girlfriends’ 25th birthdays. Once the clock strikes “OLD,” it’s time for the models to receive their walking papers (it’s mostly NDAs). Unfortunately for 47-year-old Leo’s longtime girlfriend, Camila Morrone, her time is almost up. Camila turns 25 in exactly one month. Obviously, these two need to squeeze in as much lovey-dovey time as they can before Camila expires, which is why this past weekend they were papped having a romantic beach day. Continue reading
After accidentally almost taking billionaire and space cowboy Jeff Bezos’s lady, Leonardo DiCaprio is making it clear to the world that he is indeed in a beautiful, unique relationship that will stand the test of time. And no billionaire’s girlfriend is going to change that. Maybe a fresh 20-year-old model but not someone over 40 (That sound you hear is Leo saying “ewww!” off in the distance)! 47-year-old DiCatchAHo and his 24-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone have been together for almost four years, and, according to E! News, their relationship is “really solid.” If the definition of “really solid” is “has approximately 12 months until the next model trade-in” then they certainly are!