Lauren Sanchez Went Gaga Over Leonardo DiCaprio In Front Of Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos may be the richest man in the world, but even with that resume he couldn’t stop his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez from ogling Leonardo DiCaprio at the recent Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA) Art and Film Gala. For once in their relationship, Lauren’s the one with the wandering eye! Should Leo be onboard when Jeff’s $500 million Super Yacht eventually crashes into an iceberg/populist uprising and sinks, you can be absolutely certain that Lauren is gonna find a way to fit his ass on that door. What am I saying, she looked at Leo like he was the damn door, and tried to scramble up him to safety before the suckerfish attached to her arm pulled her down.
Believe it or not, as demure as she is, Lauren was not very subtle when meeting Leo. Here’s the clip that is probably going to be playing in Jeff’s head on a loop as he frantically builds another, even bigger space dildo.
Leonardo Dicaprio meets Jeff Bezos & his new girlfriend at the Art Gala in LA pic.twitter.com/8UmvOMgJFT
— 2Cool2Blog (@2cooI2blog) November 7, 2021
Unfortunately for Lauren, not even her boobs are young enough for Leo. As for the height difference, it’s clear that Leo is standing above them on a stair or platform. According to The Internet, he’s only 6 feet tall, Jeff is 5′ 7″ and according to WealthyPersons.com, Lauren is 5’3″ and “not lesbian.” And even though he’s the richest man in the world, Jeff still can’t get no respect. Twitter had a field day with this one, so much so that Jeff responded with a tweet pretending he’s in on the joke.
Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio https://t.co/Gt2v9JZTNz pic.twitter.com/KqGLB839NI
— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) November 8, 2021
His words suggest violence but his mouth says he’s been practicing that pout in a mirror. This is sad for Jeff because he’s obviously trying to mimic human expression, but he’s been using Lauren as his model. Here’s Lauren’s Instagram post from the evening. She was shooting her shot all over the place. But even though she’s with the richest man in the world, when she tried to go chichi-to-chichi with Salma Hayek and her billionaire man, they still lost the round.
Well, Lauren might get another chance with Leo if he decides to rent Jeff’s Super Yacht for his girlfriend Camila Morrone‘s 25th birthday/retirement party when, at the stroke of midnight, Leo puts Camila on a dingy and sets her adrift. There will be a brief flash of green on the horizon with signals the start of the biannual, 12-minute interval during which Leo will even consider looking at a woman his own age.
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