Night Crumbs

September 2, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s been about a minute since we heard that Leonardo DiCaprio ended things with Camila Morrone very shortly after her 25th birthday in June, and we’re already hearing what his dick has been up to. Some say that 47-year-old Leo’s already moved on to a 22-year-old Ukrainian model while others, like InTouch, claim that he’s been hooking up with 27-year-old Gigi Hadid. The rumor that Leo and Gigi are doing it may make some say, “Nice try, Yolanda Hadid, but Gigi’s too old for him!” But Leo has reportedly hooked up with women over 25 before. And I’m sure those women really get the ultra-romantic treatment. “That was fun, grandma, but make sure you catch a Werther’s, not feelings” – Celebitchy

Light up your (insert the name of your favorite Jane Fonda character here) prayer candle, because that horrible shit demon known as cancer is now messing with Jane Fonda. Jane announced that she was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma and has been going through chemo for the past six months. Jane is optimistic that she’ll take down cancer and feels lucky that she has health insurance and access to the best doctors, something many people don’t have – Entertainment Tonight

“Most glamorous dishwasher ever” and more looks that Jodie Turner-Smith has served during the Venice International Film Festival – Lainey Gossip

The Saturday Night Live exodus continues: Melissa Villaseñor, Alex Moffat, and Aristotle Athari are following Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, and Pete Davidson out the exit door, as some of us ask, “Wait, who was Aristotle Athari?” – Pajiba

After Ozzy Osbourne said that he and Sharon Osbourne are moving out of the U.S. because Shaaaaaaaaroooooon can’t get a check here anymore of all the gun violence here, it has been announced that Ozzy and Sharon will make their return to reality TV in the UK. Oh, so THAT’s the reason – SOW

Rachel Bilson has let us know that she’s in a relationship now. No word on how big her new man’s dick is, though – Just Jared

Because of the sexual misconduct allegations against Win Butler, Feist said 123BYE to the Arcade Fire tour and will no longer be the band’s opening act – HuffPo

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