Meet Natasha, The Swedish Model Who Plans To Eat 13 Pounds Of Nutella Per Month In Order To Achieve The Wold’s Largest Butt
If I were a matchmaker I’d be reaching out to Drake’s people right about coordinating a very special date with Swedish butt model Natasha Crown. We know Drake likes ‘em real thick and juicy, and Natasha’s ass is thicker than a bowl of three-day-old oatmeal, and juicier than water balloon filled with, I don’t know, juice I guess. What I’m trying to say is that if she was a Transformer, she’d be cement mixer.
Drake likes big butts and he cannot lie. If there’s any common thread that runs through his list of famous exes, it’s that they were all thic and juicy. Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna; they all have notably well formed sweet potatoes. And Drake’s alleged secret baby momma Sophie Brussaux does them one better with her sizable Easter hams. As Hot New Hip Hop notes, Drake’s stated preference is that he “likes my girls BBW”, as he rapped on Nicki’s track “Only”. So maybe it should be no surprise that Drake is dealing with the devastating “L” handed to him by Pusha T, by falling into the folds of an extraordinary woman. Drake was spotted with a new lady friend in Toronto who was packing more rear heat than a Ford Pinto with a trunk full of dynamite.
When Destiny’s Child put out the video for “Bootylicious” back in 2001, I remember thinking, “There is a distinct lack of booty here. Could they not borrow those giant butt props from Sir Mix-a-Lot?” The booties of Beyoncé and co. were mostly obscured by Tina Knowles’ gaudy costumes, so if you wanted to know what Beyoncé’s butt looked like, you’d just have to imagine. Now anymore, because Beyoncé recently let it all hang out in the tour book for her and Jay-Z’s On The Run II Tour.
As if we didn’t have enough to be embarrassed about, two American dudes were recently arrested in Thailand for dropping trou at a temple. World, we are truly sorry.
Enigmatic chanteuse Sia, much like Ice Cube, is not the one to get played like a poo butt. She may or may not be from the streets but she knows what’s up. According to New York Daily News, Sia #tooktotwitter and released a paparazzi shot of her bare bottom to fans before the paps could do it for profit.