Open Post: Hosted By Beyoncé Thong-Covered Ass In The “On The Run II” Tour Book
When Destiny’s Child put out the video for “Bootylicious” back in 2001, I remember thinking, “There is a distinct lack of booty here. Could they not borrow those giant butt props from Sir Mix-a-Lot?” The booties of Beyoncé and co. were mostly obscured by Tina Knowles’ gaudy costumes, so if you wanted to know what Beyoncé’s butt looked like, you’d just have to imagine. Now anymore, because Beyoncé recently let it all hang out in the tour book for her and Jay-Z’s On The Run II Tour.
According to fans who bought the tour book, Beyoncé showed off her butt cheeks in a picture of herself laying on a bed reading the newspaper with Jay-Z.
Ah, the Sunday morning crossword. What’s a nine-letter word beginning with P and is an Adobe product that Beyonce’s minions should’ve used more of to erase that back crease. Someone’s head will roll when she sees that.
It wasn’t just the back of Beyoncé’s ass that showed up. She also showed off what was going on underneath in a picture of herself and Jay-Z delivering some “John in bed with Yoko for Rolling Stone” realness (it’s the second pic).
All this attention Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting must be driving their former friends Kim Kardashian and Kanye West crazy. Especially since Kim has been throwing pictures of her bare ass out there for years now. It’s only a matter of time before they try to keep up and re-create it in their own special way. My guess is Kanye will release a deluxe-edition of his album ye featuring an iPhone photo of Kim posing ass-out in front of the Wyoming mountains, with a confused look on her face that says, “What is this paper with news printed all over it?”
Pic: Wenn.com