Drake Was Seen Out With A Lady Friend Who Comes With Her Own Seat Cushions

Drake likes big butts and he cannot lie. If there’s any common thread that runs through his list of famous exes, it’s that they were all thic and juicy. Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna; they all have notably well formed sweet potatoes. And Drake’s alleged secret baby momma Sophie Brussaux does them one better with her sizable Easter hams. As Hot New Hip Hop notes, Drake’s stated preference is that he “likes my girls BBW”, as he rapped on Nicki’s track “Only”. So maybe it should be no surprise that Drake is dealing with the devastating “L” handed to him by Pusha T, by falling into the folds of an extraordinary woman. Drake was spotted with a new lady friend in Toronto who was packing more rear heat than a Ford Pinto with a trunk full of dynamite.
The gal’s name is Zmeena Orr, she’s a self described “ARTIST/Travel Queen”, and she has an enormous ass. I mean I guess she could be an international puppy smuggler, but if she is, she also has a gargantuan, surgically enlarged ass. And she doesn’t care who knows it.
Here’s Drake out with Zmeena in Toronto.
Her butt interests me, I’m not gonna lie. But on a purely scientific/logistical level.
I wonder what other qualities she possesses to have gotten Drake’s attention. Is she smart? Maybe! Is she kind? Perhaps! Does she have a good sense of humor? She must. You cannot walk around with 15 pounds of bologna sewn into your mud flaps and not have a sense of humor about it. Maybe some of those things are relevant to Drake, maybe they’re not. Who are we to judge? It’s time to face facts. As per God’s Plan, Aubrey Graham is an ass man through and through.
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