Category: Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green Won’t Rule Out Getting Back Together With Megan Fox; Megan Fox Has Yet To Respond
Brian Austin is clearly still GREEN with envy that after he and Megan Fox split, she immediately hopped on Machine Gun Kelly’s pistol––and is in the kind of stupid love that causes one to say sappy shit like, “He’s my twin flame.” But even though it looks like Megan has moved all the way on, that hasn’t stopped BAG from still talking about their relationship and now he’s saying that there’s a chance they’ll get back together. Megan, unsurprisingly, hasn’t said anything about BAG thinking that their on-and-off-again relationship will be on again one day.
Brian Austin Green Is Sad That Megan Fox Moved On So Fast
Brian Austin Green has been going through it ever since he and Megan Fox separated late last year. “It” refers to both his sad boy emotions and all the big busted ladies of the Greater LA Area.
Last week the human embodiment of a midlife crisis went on a podcast to play victim over the end of his marriage and claim Courtney Stodden “used him” (um, let Courtney be the “user” *one time* in her life, Brian). Then, after Megan Instagrammed a picture with Machine Gun Kelly, calling him an “Achingly Beautiful Boy”, BAG posted pics of his three sons and copied her caption. Reminder: BAG is 47 years old. Now a source is claiming that his feelings are hurt over Megan flaunting her love for MGK. Um, yeah, the “Achingly Beautiful Boy” debacle made that extremely clear.
Brian Austin Green Claims Courtney Stodden Used Him To Promote Her New Song Which He Says Is About Him
Brian Austin Green went on Dax’s podcast to set the record straight since “public interest in his relationships” is at an all-time high. No, not that Dax. This is BAG we’re talking about, not a big star like Ian Ziering! Brian recently appeared on Hollywood Raw with Dax Holt and Adam Glyn because “it sucks” that his love life is making headlines and not, I suppose, his latest project which was 2019’s Cross 3: Rise of the Villains (2.2/10 stars, via IMDB). So, with no apparent new projects on the horizon, Brian talked about his relationships with both Courtney Stodden and Tina Lousie, praising Tina for being “really cool”, and “really an intelligent woman” who let him down easy, and claiming that Courtney used him to manufacture a love triangle narrative for her new song Side Effects, when he doesn’t even know her like that. Brian’s just a naive father of four who had no idea that all the ladies who suddenly started DMing him on Instagram (some of whom he then met in person and got in hot tubs with) wanted him for sex!
Courtney Stodden Claimed Brian Austin Green Is A “Womanizer” Who Wanted To Keep Her His “Little Secret”
25-year-old Courtney Stodden is not ready to let 46-year-old Brian Austin Green get away that easily.
Courtney and BAG were papped going on one lunch date. And not long after, he was seen on a date with Australian model Tina “Not That One” Louise. Courtney reacted to that date by posting a private video of her and BAG in a hot tub. Court is far from finished with BAG and now she’s calling the man, who recently split from his wife Megan Fox, a womanizing fuck boy. I know this is shocking news because usually a dude in Hollywood sluts it up before his marriage ends. But still, Alexa play Britney Spears, because it’s time for Courtney’s revenge against that womanizer.
Brian Austin Green Is “Disappointed” That Courtney Stodden Posted That Hot Tub Video Of Them
Brian Austin Green decided to talk to the paparazzi for some reason (attention), and he talked about his love triangle with Courtney Stodden and The Other Tina Louise. Although, according to BAG, it’s not much of a love triangle since it looks like Courtney Stodden is no longer in the picture. BAG let us know he’s “disappointed” in Courtney for posting that video of them being high as fuck in a hot tub, and now it looks like the world will never know the musical stylings of Ember x Brian Green. What a loss for us, right?
Courtney Stodden Posted A Video Of Her And Brian Austin Green In A Hot Tub
Brian Austin Green has kept busy during quarantine. He may have broken up with his wife, Megan Fox, but just because his marriage ate shit for possibly the final time doesn’t mean he’s lonely. And I’m not talking about his three kids with Megan: Journey, Bodhi, and Noah. BAG has already been linked to both Courtney Stodden and Tina Louise 2.0. Sources swore that BAG and Courtney were just making “music” and things were “platonic”, but it looks like there’s already some jealousy over his lunch date with Tina Louise 2.0, because Courtney posted a video of her and BAG in a hot tub on Instagram. And it’s really stirring up some Thomas Gibson catfish vibes. I hate it love it.