Brian Austin Green has been going through it ever since he and Megan Fox separated late last year. “It” refers to both his sad boy emotions and all the big busted ladies of the Greater LA Area.
Last week the human embodiment of a midlife crisis went on a podcast to play victim over the end of his marriage and claim Courtney Stodden “used him” (um, let Courtney be the “user” *one time* in her life, Brian). Then, after Megan Instagrammed a picture with Machine Gun Kelly, calling him an “Achingly Beautiful Boy”, BAG posted pics of his three sons and copied her caption. Reminder: BAG is 47 years old. Now a source is claiming that his feelings are hurt over Megan flaunting her love for MGK. Um, yeah, the “Achingly Beautiful Boy” debacle made that extremely clear.
“Brian is annoyed that she is so focused on her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly,” the source says. “He doesn’t understand the need to post social media pictures with silly captions to proclaim her love for him. They aren’t even divorced yet.”
“It definitely annoys Brian. And it stings a bit too that Megan moved on so quickly,” the source continues. “Megan was always very private, so Brian just doesn’t get what changed.”
I’ll tell ya what’s changed. Megan’s tits-deep in the relationship honeymoon period. And Instagram didn’t exist fifteen years ago when she was in mad, fresh love with David Silver.
Despite his broken heart, Brian was spotted on yet another lunch date with a lady. This time, however, he switched it up from “glamour” models like The Other Tina Louise and Courtney Stodden, and opted for “Cyber Crime Tech Guru” Jennifer Flynn.
Brian Austin Green Has Lunch Date with Cyber-Crime Tech Guru https://t.co/cxhyogQVKB
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 12, 2020
Jennifer is Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Jane Seymour’s daughter, and apparently she, Brian, and her mom run a company together called InteliQore. And even though “InteliQore” sounds like the bad guys in a direct-to-video sequel of The Net, TMZ says the business helps ordinary people combat cyber-crimes like online bullying and harassment. So yeah, this pap lunch wasn’t just about making Megan jealous. BAG and Jenn were literally saving the world!
Hmmm, maybe these two can use their hacking expertise to stop Megan posting more pics of her and Machine Gun Kelly. Those posts are cybercrimes because they’re harassing BAG’s eyes and bullying his feelings, OK?!