It seems Brian Austin Green is officially moving on after splitting with wife Megan Fox. A month ago Megan was seen hanging with Machine Gun Kelly, and now it’s David Silver’s turn to make “headlines”. 46-year-old BAG was spotted out for lunch with 25-year-old Courtney Stodden. Huh. Looks like Brian’s type is still stunning blow-up doll angels many years his junior.
TMZ has the pics:
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Courtney’s divorce from Doug Hutchison has been officially over since January, so it’s possible these two fresh singles were out on a steamy lunch date. Or was it just a friendly meal? Personally, I wouldn’t wear a skin-tight leopard-print dress for a platonic get-together, but, then again, I’d never wear a skin-tight leopard-print dress. No shade, I just don’t have it like Courtney.
Meanwhile, Brian opted for a Pink Floyd T-shirt. When he tried to explain it to Courtney, who was born in 1994, she replied, “Do you mean George Floyd?”, and showed him her super-serious Black Lives Matter Instagram post:
Speaking of breasts, now that Chrissy Teigen’s implants are gone, Courtney has the edge if they ever come to blows over their past beef. All she has to do is swing those bouncy bad boys into Chrissy’s puny naturals, and she’ll ricochet backward onto her ass. Then Megan will tag in to take over! I believe that type of fight is referred to in the wrestling biz as a “Titty 2 on 1”. And don’t turn your nose up at it, it’s real sports.