Madonna Has A New Boy Toy
Madame X has taken a lover. As is her wont, Madonna has plucked her latest paramour from the chorus line of her Madame X tour, and put him to work in her boudoir. According to Page Six, Madge, 61, and 25-year-old dancer Ahlamalik Williams have been holding *private rehearsals* for a few months now. The pair were spotted in Miami on Madge’s hotel balcony where Ahlamalik was photographed giving Madonna a back rub and an abdominal reach around. Then, “a shirtless Williams later appeared on the same balcony, smoking a cigarette.” Pity, Page Six doesn’t know the difference between a cigarette and a blunt.
Here’s Madge’s best balcony work since Evita.
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Page Six says that Madonna’s daughter Lourdes was also at the hotel and came out onto the balcony accompanied by a “mystery man.” Nothing this family-friendly and wholesome has happened on a balcony since Michael Jackson introduced Blanket to the world!
Madonna, 61, joins 'boyfriend,' Ahlamalik Williams 25, and Lourdes, 23 – https://t.co/79LEJKom7J pic.twitter.com/VrdG8u2om3
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Here are Madonna and Ahlamalik boarding a helicopter. Sure, Madonna does slide into some sort of confused urban dialect, but don’t worry, it’s OK. Some of her best children are black.
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It seems like Ahlamalik has been enjoying the privilege of being Madonna’s most favorite pet since as early as June.
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Balls in your court, Sean Penn! He’s going to have to do a lot more than yachting with a 27-year-old on Leonardo DiCaprio’s boat if he wants to keep up with his wily ex-wife.
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