Madonna Has A New Boy Toy
Madame X has taken a lover. As is her wont, Madonna has plucked her latest paramour from the chorus line of her Madame X tour, and put him to work in her boudoir. According to Page Six, Madge, 61, and 25-year-old dancer Ahlamalik Williams have been holding *private rehearsals* for a few months now. The pair were spotted in Miami on Madge’s hotel balcony where Ahlamalik was photographed giving Madonna a back rub and an abdominal reach around. Then, “a shirtless Williams later appeared on the same balcony, smoking a cigarette.” Pity, Page Six doesn’t know the difference between a cigarette and a blunt.
Here’s Madge’s best balcony work since Evita.
Page Six says that Madonna’s daughter Lourdes was also at the hotel and came out onto the balcony accompanied by a “mystery man.” Nothing this family-friendly and wholesome has happened on a balcony since Michael Jackson introduced Blanket to the world!
Madonna, 61, joins 'boyfriend,' Ahlamalik Williams 25, and Lourdes, 23 – https://t.co/79LEJKom7J pic.twitter.com/VrdG8u2om3
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Here are Madonna and Ahlamalik boarding a helicopter. Sure, Madonna does slide into some sort of confused urban dialect, but don’t worry, it’s OK. Some of her best children are black.
It seems like Ahlamalik has been enjoying the privilege of being Madonna’s most favorite pet since as early as June.
Balls in your court, Sean Penn! He’s going to have to do a lot more than yachting with a 27-year-old on Leonardo DiCaprio’s boat if he wants to keep up with his wily ex-wife.
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