Category: Bear Grylls
Former Vegan Bear Grylls Is Now Anti-Vegetable And Says Raw Veggies Aren’t Good For You
Nature daddy Bear Grylls is promoting the new season of Running Wild with Bear Grylls: The Challenge, and, in a recent interview with GQ, he talked about what he eats. 48-year-old Bear used to be a die-hard vegan, but after getting COVID a couple of years ago, he says his regular raw juice and veggie diet tanked his health. He’s since switched over to an animal-based diet, which is heavy on eggs, dairy, and red meat (specifically liver, blech!). Bear says he’s now “super against” nuts, grains, wheat, and vegetables, and believes that raw veggies aren’t actually good for you. Wow. Even real bears enjoy chowing down on plants, grass, and flowers. This Bear is (almost) full carnivore.
Bear Grylls Almost Died From A Bee Sting
You would think it would take a lot for Bear Grylls to be brought down. Maybe losing in a fight to a namesake. Or getting fired by the Discovery Channel (oh wait, that happened). Perhaps forgetting that he just had asparagus before drinking his own pee. But it turns out all it took was some cranky-ass bee to shove its stinger into him. The Blast reports that Bear was filming his reality competition show Treasure Island on some godforsaken landmass in the Pacific when a bee stung him and he almost came close to being sent to that eternal golden shower in the sky. You’d figure that’s his idea of the afterlife, right?
Courteney Cox Regrets Some Of The Stuff She’s Done To Her Face
Courteney Cox is not a hot white dude celebrity who can help boost ratings by getting his nipples out to do homoerotic action with Bear Grylls, so I’m not sure why she was on Running Wild, but she was. I didn’t see Courteney’s episode, which aired on Monday, but I’m going to take a wild guess and say that she and Bear did the usual like give themselves a deer piss enema and spend the night inside of the carcass of a dead elk. And in between that, Bear transformed into a regular Diane Sawyer and the two got deep.
Open Post: Hosted By Nick Jonas And Bear Grylls Getting Into Some Foot Play
When Jake Gyllenhaal was on Man vs. Wild, he and Bear Grylls took their tops off. When Zac Efron was on Running Wild with Bear Grylls, he and Bear took their tops off. Nick Jonas was on last night’s season premiere of Running Wild, and it would’ve been unnatural and wrong if he and Bear also didn’t take their tops off. Nick went on that show, because he’s not truly a master panderer to the gays until his nipples have made a cameo appearance in Bear Grylls’ Fun Time Hour Of Homoerotica.
Open Post: Hosted By Bear’s “Bulge”
If you’re like me (desperate, hard-up, thirsty and get the tingles for anything that sort-of-kind-of-not-really resembles a dick), then this post is for you! By the way, using the word “thirsty” in a post about Bear “Piss Queen” Grylls probably wasn’t a good idea.
On the British variety show Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, the hosts pulled a prank on Bear Grylls, but The Mirror says that many people weren’t laughing, because they were too busy slobbering all over the possible Hammaconda Jr. situation going on in his pants. Bear and his wife Shara Knight (yes, the wife who’s wearing a ring with his dried ass crack juices on it) went to dinner at one of those restaurants where you eat in the dark. When the lights went out, waiters bumped into Bear on purpose, dishes broke around him and they put Gummi Bears in his food. Shara was in on the prank. When the lights came back on, Ant and Dec popped up in bear suits and let Bear know that they got his ass. After Bear got out of his chair, people watching wondered if that was an enema he keeps in his pocket just in case he gets stranded on a raft and needs to keep from dehydrating, or was he just happy to see us.
Thankfully, someone put together a very important Detective Courtney Love-like video where they slowed it down and put a red circle around the possible peen print. This video has 3,307 views and 3,306 definitely came from me alone. I know, I’ve already seen Bear’s frozen peensicle out in the wild and yet I still spent a lot of time with this dumb video.
Since Bear apparently fakes a lot, that shit in his pants could be fake. Or it could just be an iPhone. I’m mad that nobody in that restaurant noticed the bulge and screamed, “HEY SIRI,” at it to see if it would talk back.
ICYMI: Bear Grylls Is Still Obsessed With Piss
Running Wild with Bear Grylls is supposed to be a show where he and a celebrity type go out into the wild and he shows them how to survive using what’s around (and in) them. But it’s really a nasty fetish show for sick fucks. Even the makers of Japanese game shows watch that crap and heave.
On Monday night’s episode, Michelle Rodriguez was on and Bear Grylls showed her how to make a gourmet meal out of a dead mouse and her own piss. Michelle supposedly dated Colin Farrell at one point, so she’s put dirty things in her mouth before, but this is a new level of sick. Bear and Michelle were conveniently out of water, so they had to cook the mouse in her boiled pee. After they ate the mouse, Bear didn’t want to let the rodent and bladder juice broth go to waste so he drank it up. I once ate a beef burrito I bought from a rest stop vending machine, so I’m not one to judge about disgusting food, but these nasty messes are rich and don’t have to do this (unless they really want to).
Add a cup of pit sweat and that mouse and piss stew would be like the subway in a bowl.
And Bear Grylls needs to stop acting like he’s grossed out by pee, because sick bastard uses it to “survive” whenever he gets a chance. We get it and we know it, Bear Grylls. You’re a urinal breath-having piss queen. There’s no need to play.
via EW