Independence Day star (whew, her career apex was a couple of decades ago, huh?) Vivica A. Fox has a new reality show coming out, and her PR efforts backfired on her feline-faced ass. Vivica’s Black Magic (on Lifetime!) will document Vivica’s efforts to launch a male stripper review in Las Vegas. You almost want to watch for that amazing title alone.

Vivica did a radio interview to promote it and thought it was a good idea to reveal that gay dudes aren’t allowed in. Uh oh. There are those among my people who feel that we should be allowed in everywhere, even a busted Vivica A. Fox male stripper revue in Vegas. Just for the record, I don’t need to go there, but I fully support my fellow gays who do. JUSTICE.

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GUM Red-Cote disclosing tabs!

GUM Red-Cote disclosing tabs still exist today and that surprises me. I’d think that by now, there’d be more technologically advanced shit to expose your lazy brushing ways. I’d think there would be a robot who’d inspect your teeth and beat you in the mouth with a toothbrush if they caught evidence of your slacking. Or an app that would analyze pictures of your nasty, raggedy teeth and circle your fuck-up spots before automatically posting it on your Instagram page to shame you! But GUM Red-Cote tabs are still around and still calling people out.

I don’t know if they do this anymore, but when I was a kid in the olden days, the dentist would make you brush and floss, and afterward, you’d chew on a GUM Red-Cote tab and then rinse your mouth out with water. A hot pink coating would snitch out your can’t-brush-right-ass to the dentist and show all the places you missed. You’d brush again until the hot pink was gone. Because I just know you need the close-up image of some pink-coated teefs on a Saturday, here’s what a mouth would look like after that narc bitch Gum Red-Cote uncovered your laziness to the dentist:

The world is a forever changing place and the future is scary, but I do take comfort in knowing that GUM Red-Cote is still out there exposing lazy brushers!

Pics: ResearchGate, TM

Katie Couric (60)
Liam Aiken (27)
Michael Sam (27)
Haley Bennett (29)
Lyndsy Fonseca (30)
Lewis Hamilton (32)
Lauren Cohan (35)
Ruth Negga (35)
Brett Dalton (34)
Ivan L. Moody (37)
Dustin Diamond (40)
John Rich (43)
Jeremy Renner (46)
Doug E. Doug (47)
Rex Lee (48)
Nicolas Cage (53)
Christian Louboutin (54)
Rand Paul (54)
Hallie Todd (55)
Kathy Valentine (58)
Donna Rice (59)
David Caruso (61)
Sammo Hung (65)
Erin Gray (67)
Kenny Loggins (69)
Jann Wenner (71)
Juan Gabriel (1950-2016)

Pic: Gawker

Natalie Portman’s got the likes of Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts campaigning for her, so she’s probably going to win two more false idols: a Golden Globe and an Oscar. So prepare your soul for an encore of Natalie Portman’s laugh (extended cut) – Lainey Gossip 

Jude Law, father of many children, says that you aren’t living unless you’ve got family and kids. Okay, that’s great for Jude, but I can get drunk and watch an R-rated movie without worrying about a kid bothering me, and to me that’s living! – Celebitchy

When the world ends, the only things that will be left will be roaches and brand new LOVE Advent videos – Drunken Stepfather

Those wooden stairs that Kourtney Kartrashian is lying against have more life and charisma in them than her – The Superficial 

Remember when it was reported that filming on Krapping Up the Kartrashians stopped after Kim got robbed? That was a lie. Shocking, I know – Reality Tea

Oh, it’s just Fergie Ferg pushing out a fart in Maui  – The Nip Slip

I’m happy for Maybelline’s first ever dude model, but when is a cosmetics company going to hire Harald Gloockler?! – Towleroad

I didn’t know that Martin Scorsese has a baby daughter – Hollywood Tuna

Megyn Kelly might cause the end of Days of Our Lives – Jezebel

I am only here for the soothing nightingale voice of Blair Cramer from One Life to Life – Pajiba

Naomi Campbell says she was attacked in Paris in 2012 – Popsugar

It’s fitting that Serena Williams’ engagement ring is the size of a tennis ball – IDLYITW

Even in death, Carrie Fisher brings the brilliance and laughs – Just Jared

Tilikum, the killer whale from Blackfish, has died – Consumerist

Pic: Getty

Since we’re all obsessed with down-low parts around here, I should’ve known that McDonald’s holiday McAss cup would’ve easily blown away all of the competition. The McDonald’s holiday McCafe cup that Sam Sykes (my favorite artist of the moment) turned into a spread-open butt is December’s Hot Slut of the Month!

The portrait of Ronald McDonald presenting his ass to Grimace (you just know that Ronald is a loud bottom) got 39% of your votes. It beat the Anti-Christmas Beaver (25%), MSHO the Cat Rapper (23%) and the “Unwrap Me” Body Bow from ASOS (13%).

The McDonald’s McAss cup will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals. Round 1 of 4 of the HSOTY finals will start on Monday. Yes, there will be 4 rounds. So eat a bunch of Kind bars, meditate to clear your mind and rest up your voting finger for the HSOTY finals. And thanks to everyone who voted this time around!

Pic: @SamSykesSwears

A Swedish creative called Snask has hooked up with a brewery called Pangpang to bring the world the FIRST EVER shower beer called Shower Beer! Shower Beer is pretty much the Fingos or beers, because every beer is already a shower beer.

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