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T.I. And Tiny Are Divorcing
Roll out the fainting couch, grab that soothing eye mask from the freezer and bust open some tissues, because bailamos, everyone. Nothing is forbidden anymore. Yes, after taking so many pure souls from us already, the ghouls that haunt 2016 just sharted on one of the last beacons of ride or die romance with today’s announcement that T.I. (Government name: Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.) and wife of 6 years, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle are quitting one another.
Oprah Winfrey Dropped Some Pounds, Gained Some Cash
A few days ago it was announced that Oprah Winfrey had lost over 40 pounds on Weight Watchers. Not only is she a client, she’s a shareholding board member, too! Oprah could attach her name to just about anything and watch the bucks roll into her bank account, so this meant that the Weight Watchers stock went way up on Thursday following the announcement.
Nick And Vanessa Lachey Are Parents Again
It’s a slow day on the ho stroll when we look at a birth announcement from Nick Lachey and his wife Vanessa and think, “news!“. But here we are. Apparently Nick still tours (when he’s not trying to get his weed farm off the ground) and Vanessa is a “tv personality” or whatever, but as Tori Spelling can attest, nothing guarantees a tabloid cover like a new mouth to feed.
People Seem To Think Rihanna Cares About Drake Dating Jennifer Lopez
As Allison reported last week, rumors have been swirling the gossip toilet bowl that Drake and Jennifer Lopez are humping on the down-low. As we know, whenever two famous tricks score a sweet rebound with one another, it’s only a matter of time before the tabloids start farting out headlines about how the exes are completely devastated.
Luke Bryan Hit A Heckler During His Concert
It’s been two years since we covered Luke Bryan, the country-fried tailgate party version of Tom Cruise. The last time we saw him he had taken a tumble off the stage and into my heart. Nothing makes me bust a gut like a famous person falling on their ass or face! Well, speaking of busting things at concerts, Luke took his angry little hands to a mouthy fan’s face at his concert on Wednesday.
Selena Gomez Took 90 Days Off From Her Phone
Seen above waving goodbye to her high score on Candy Crush, Selena Gomez is continuing to talk about her Hollywood hiatus. Selena had been experiencing anxiety, depression and panic attacks, much of which was brought on by Lupus. She gave a highly crunchy interview to Thrive Global where she talks about the healthy hippie shit she’s into now, including taking a break from technology. via US Weekly:
“I recently took 90 days off,” the “Kill Em With Kindness” singer, 24, said. “During that time I did not have my cellphone. It was the most refreshing, calming, rejuvenating feeling. Now I rarely pick up my phone, and only limited people have access to me.”
(Cut to Justin Bieber sending an exploratory “yo” text and crying into his teddy when it bounces back.)
Selena joins Kendall Jenner in her anti-technology self-care, although Selena took a full phone break for 3 months and Kendall just shut off her Instagram for one week. Choices. And I guess that means that Selena was only reachable by landline for those 3 months which actually sounds…fine. It’s probably novel to someone who grew up on a Disney set.
This is all way too reasonable for a young celeb! I left my phone at home a couple weeks ago and within the hour I looked like a strung-out chihuahua, just bug-eyed and shaking. It’s not that I mind interacting with the “real world” it’s just that I have a very busy schedule. People count on me! If I don’t text my weed dealer a hundred pictures of the Slim Jim display at my bodega then who will?
Pic: Wenn