Donald Trump tweeted a spoof video using Nickelback’s 2005 song Photograph, and it was in reference to the dirt he was allegedly trying to have the President of Ukraine dig up on Joe Biden. You would think that Trump and Nickelback joining unholy forces (even though, in Nickelback’s defense, and I hate Trump for making me type that, they were dragged into this mess) would cause Satan to destroy the world once and for all since his job is done, but the tweet was yanked before that could happen.
Avril Lavigne may have moved on from one busted-haired musician that won’t go away to another. But that doesn’t mean she won’t stand up and defend Nickelback’s honor when someone takes a dump on them. I know, “honor” was a weird choice of word to describe what Nickelback has.
That’s right: CBC News reports that in Kensington, Prince Edward Island cops have threatened drunk drivers with a ride to the pokey complete with Nickelback soundtrack. In the nerve-fraying election aftermath it’s been pretty common to hear people talking about packing it all in and moving to Canada. Well, Canadians are notoriously nice, but after some polite laughter I think this is their way of saying, “Don’t get too close, bitch.”