One may think that when a very busy lady like Jennifer Lopez wants to get rid of a man in her life, she simply gives them a goodbye gift bag that includes a signed picture (“Thanks for the memories! XO JLo“), an unopened bottle of Glow, and $500 cash in an envelope taped to an On the 6 CD. Apparently it’s not that easy. Or at least it’s not that easy with Casper Smart.
Sources said last week that after Jennifer gave her boy toy his termination papers, he didn’t want to believe the relationship was over. According to InTouch, Casper doesn’t want to believe a lot of things, like the fact that JLo’s house is no longer where he lives. A source says that Casper has refused to move out of JLo’s Los Angeles mansion, and has threatened her with legal action if she attempts to force him out, like having the locks changed. Someone needs to tell Casper that claiming squatter’s rights is not a smart way of winning your way back into your sugar mama’s heart.
The source says that Casper isn’t squatting because he can’t bear to leave Jenny from the Block. What he can’t bear to leave is the dollars that she got. Shortly after JLo informed Casper that his UFC stunt cost him his cushy kept boy position, she cut off his credit cards and access to the bank accounts she set up for him. The source adds that JLo is questioning whether he loved her, or all the fancy perks – like private jets, exclusive parties, and expensive vacations – that came with dating her.
Jennifer Lopez shouldn’t be too worried about Casper calling his lawyers on him. Casper’s legal threats will be over after one of his lawyers asks “So who should I be billing for this?“.
If Jennifer Lopez really wants him gone, all she has to do is play his addiction to the finer things in life against him. Start stocking the fridges with bottles of Dasani instead of VOSS. Replace all the fancy rain shower heads with leaky low-pressure abominations from a dumpster behind an apartment building. Basically, make it a nightmare for a spoiled boy toy to live there. “Did someone replace all the cashmere bedding with 50-threadcount polyester sheets from Walmart? PREPARE MY THINGS, I’M LEAVING!”