Prolific Open Post Host and Panty Creamer Hall of Famer, Jason Momoa, is back to put his fur-covered chichis on display for his millions upon millions of followers. And if your genitals don’t get slobbery at the sight of a topless Jason Momoa, you probably say, “What a thirsty trick!“, every time he posts new topless pics of himself. Well, he heard you, because this time he’s quenching his nipples’ thirst in a water show.
Early this morning, Jason Momoa celebrated Friday by posting pictures of his filthy ass getting a hose bath, which I guess is an outdoor lovers’ version of a whore bath, by Matt Pinfied’s dune buggy-driving cousin. Jason’s wet ‘n wild show happened after he and friends went dune buggy riding, so naturally, he used the pictures to promote the remake of Dune, which he’s in along with Timothee Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Javier Bardem, Oscar Isaac, Charlotte Rampling, Josh Brolin, Stellan Skarsgard, and Dave Bautista. It’s supposed to come out this December, but because of coronavirus, it’ll probably come out in 10,191, which strangely enough is when Dune takes place. Here are the pics that a thousand gays have probably already paired with Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande’s Rain On Me:
And if your genitals do get slobbery at the sight of a topless Jason Momoa, then you’re probably getting hosed down too but for a totally different reason. Sucio fuck!