The Police Were Called To Joe Jonas’ Bachelor Party Three Times

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t really know, the Jonas Brothers are now grown up bad boys. Purity rings suck, having sex RULES! And the all-grown Jonas Brothers love to party. They party so hard, the police show up. And not because the police officer wants an autograph for their 8-year-old niece McKaylah.

The Jonas Brothers – Nick, Joe, and Kevin – appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night to promote their latest album, Happiness Begins. Us Weekly says Jimmy Fallon challenged the Jonas Men to a game called “Know Your Bro,” to see how well they knew each other.

After asking questions about Kevin and Nick, Jimmy got to recently married Joe. Joe married Sophie Turner last month in Las Vegas. So Jimmy asked what the wildest thing that happened at Joe’s bachelor party was. Nick answered:

“Where do we start? We’re going to air it out. We had the cops – on the first night – called on us three times.”

He added that Joe was also guilty of ripping off his shirt and the shirts of two of his friends in a club, and wearing a tequila box as a bandanna all day on a boat. Joe confirmed that the police were called three times.

But none of the Jonas Brothers explained why the police were called so many times. Since it was the bachelor party of a dude with too much money, my guess is the first was due to a beyond-drunk Joe sing-screaming “Cake By The Ocean” at karaoke. The second? Probably due to something equally hard core, like littering that busted tequila box after he was done with it. The third reason? My guess is someone anonymously called the cops on Nick, who wouldn’t shut up about his own wedding. “Did I mention I had like, four of these bachelor parties? Have I told you this?


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