Sharon Tate’s sister just found a new favorite picture to wipe her post-shit ass with….
The Quentin Tarantino Manson Murders movie, that nobody but those involved want, is currently shooting in Los Angeles, and to give us a little sneak peek of the foolery that will be bestowed upon us when this shit comes out next year, Leonardo DiCatchAHo posted this picture on Instagram of himself and Brad Pitt as western actor Rick Dalton and Rick’s stunt double. Okay, but if Brad is going to be somebody’s stunt double, he looks like 50-something Robert Redford’s stunt double. Brad Pitt is trying to be Robert Redford so bad that he’s close to shitting out some Newman’s Own popcorn. Oh wait, that’s Paul Newman. I guess all hot white movie star dudes from the olden days look the same to me.
Leonardo on the other hand… It’s amazing what a Silkwood shower, a Hazmat spray down, an industrial-strength comb, the best Petco groomers in the country, man Spanx, and a beard machete can do. Leo is looking good, and I’m sure nobody is happier than his young piece of the moment, because she was probably sick of getting flea bites on her lips every time she went down on him.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood also stars Margot Robbie (as Sharon Tate), Dakota Fanning (as Squeaky Fromme), Al Pacino, James Marsden, Kurt Russell, Damian Lewis (as Steve McQueen), Timothy Olyphant, Burt Reynolds, Michael Madsen, Zoe Bell, Tim Roth, Emile Hirsch, and Luke Perry.
You know, there is a reason why this movie exists. It exists to give Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio the opportunity to apologize to Luke Perry for having the careers he should have! Justice 4 Luke Perry!
Back in March, Tiffany Haddish told a story about being at a party, where she watched a drugged-up actress hit on Jay-Z and then try to bite her lord and savior Beyoncé in the face. It didn’t take the internet long to guess it was Sanaa Lathan, who denied she was the biter by calling the rumor “absurd.” Tiffany claimed she couldn’t spill the beans because she was bound by an NDA. The NDA clearly only specified disclosure by way of talking, and not facial gestures. Tiffany has pulled the curtain back, and Beyoncé’s alleged face-biter is none other than who you all thought it was.
Leonardo DiCaprio And Brad Pitt Are The Most Dynamic Duo Since Paul Newman and Robert Redford, According To Quentin Tarantino
That’s a Photoshopped picture of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio’s faces on the wax figures of film legends Robert Redford and Paul Newman (as their characters from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid). But if Quentin Tarantino’s instincts prove to be correct, then Madame Tussauds better get ready to retire Bobby and Paul and start working on carving a new legendary duo out of wax. But maybe they can keep that sassy pose for Leo?
Leonardo DiCaprio is still on his constantly sold out “No Old Ladies Ever!” tour with his current girlfriend, 20-year-old model Camila Morrone, and it’s super serious, y’all. He took her to Coachella…and came back with her. That’s progress, Leo. You could have easily left her behind with the rest of the tweens and she would have found her way home. Now Leo and Camila are taking a vacation together – with his mom!
It’s a big day for the model that is currently dating Leonardo DiCaprio. She might not have a flashy ring on her finger, but she’s got something almost as big. Proof that their relationship is serious enough to warrant an invite to the second biggest Wolf Pack party event of the year (the first being Cannes): Coachella.
Sharon Tate’s Sister Is Not Here For Brad Pitt And Leonardo DiCaprio Starring In Quentin Tarantino’s Manson Movie
Ever since the Manson Family brutally murdered actress Sharon Tate and six other people during one horrifying weekend in August of 1969, Sharon’s sister Debra Tate has spoken out against her sister’s killers at parole hearings and in interviews. You can imagine Debra’s feelings about Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming movie centered around her sister’s murder reportedly starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And if you can’t, well, let’s just say she ain’t jazzed about it. Continue reading