What do you do when you’re richer than everyone, have dated every twenty-something in the Victoria’s Secret catalog, flown private for years despite constantly campaigning for climate change and vaped at the Golden Globes? I’ll tell you. Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to solidify his already stalwart place in the Douche Bag Frat Boy Hall of Fame by spending his millions on some ancient dinosaur bones. What a great conversation piece. He can teach the models he dates how to say “stegosaurus”.
Because I guess Leonardo DiCatchAHo wants to remain alpha of the Pussy Posse and knows that he won’t get his pick of model cooch if Thor is around him, he supposedly twice dropped a fart (a low-emission green fart, I’m sure) on the idea of being Chris Hemsworth’s friend. That’s what Chris’ trainer says anyway.
There’s a new woman in Al Pacino’s life and she kind of looks like grown up Grimes. Page Six reports that Al’s new gal is 39-year-old Israeli actor and musician Meital Dohan who you might remember from Weeds. Al is 78. Can you imagine how shocked you’d be if one of these older gentlemen took up with a woman his own age? Truly shocking, I know! But hey, these days we take what we can get with consenting adults.
If there’s one thing that MIGHT give Leonardo DiCaprio the tingles more than humping on a fresh crop of under 25-year-old models, it’s trying to save the environment while riding in a private jet or whatever. I already knew Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were friends with Leo because I’m mental and “read” her first cookbook (aka looked at the pictures and snickered at a few ludicrous recipes) and saw how she claims he’s the reason for them not really eating red meat for environmental reasons. Well, “consciously uncoupled” Chris must still be platonic boos with Leo because Coldplay performed at the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation’s 20thanniversary gala on Saturday, and Chris used that as a moment to discuss how Leo is also out to save a species the fashion world would love to see go extinct – no, not Dress Barn. Cargo shorts!
Uh huh… Leonardo DiCaprio Is Supposedly Talking About Marriage With His Current 21-Year-Old Girlfriend
It’s been a whole 8 months since 43-year-old Leonardo DiCarpio started dating 21-year-old Camila Morrone and things are getting so serious guys. I mean, this man took her to Coachella and stuck with her for the whole fucking thing, and then he took her on vacation with his own mom. That’s huge! In Leonardo DiCaprio world this girl already deserves a divorce settlement!
You might as well clutch your My Buddy doll (or 80s toy of your choice) to your chest, crawl back inside your mother, and pretend you’ve never been born. Because it’s been announced that Sony Pictures TV, along with Leonardo DiCaprio and Jessica Biel’s production companies, are in the early stages of giving The Facts of Life the reboot treatment.