Category: Victoria’s Secret
Kate Upton Thinks The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was “A Snoozefest”
The hearts and boners of horny middle-aged dads and preteen boys broke last month when it was reported that the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show might not happen this year. Some models were disappointed. Other models, like Karlie Kloss, were perhaps applauding the rumored decision. And then there’s model Kate Upton, who isn’t really that bothered, because the whole spectacle was starting to get pretty boring to her.
Victoria’s Secret CEO Of Lingerie Is Out
CNBC is reporting that the CEO of Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie division, Jan Singer has resigned and plans to step down after working with VS for two years. It’s only Wednesday, and Victoria’s Secret has already had a stinkier week than my friend that time a bottle of VS Strawberries & Champagne exploded in her car.
Victoria’s Secret CMO Is Sorry For What He Said About Not Using Transgender Models
Victoria’s Secret found herself in hot water this weekend, after it’s chief marketing officer, one Mr. Ed Razek put his foot in his mouth during an interview he did with Vogue. In the interview he revealed that he wouldn’t cast trans or plus-sized models in his show because that shit is gross! No, he had a different reason, which was just as much of a mess.
Adriana Lima Has Stomped Her Last Catwalk As A Victoria’s Secret Angel
I had always assumed, naively perhaps, that as celestial creatures, angels were immortal. According to People, that is untrue! Angels do age and instead of living for centuries, as art, literature, and the bible might suggest, the average lifespan of an Angel is just shy of 40 years. After that, they have to give up their wings and live the rest of their miserable lives as mere mortals. One such Angel on the precipice of losing her divinity as a Victoria’s Secret Angel is Adriana Lima. She’s made the brave choice to retire at the age of 37, after 20 years and 18 VS fashion shows.
Pusha-T Says It Wasn’t Kanye Who Spilled The Beans About Drake’s Secret Baby
Hold the presses! It wasn’t Kanye who told Pusha-T about Drake’s “love” child, it was the one armed man! According to Pusha, the one armed man who spilled the beans about Drake’s spilled seed, is Drake’s own long-time producer Noah “40” Shebib. Last Friday, Drake went on LeBron James’ HBO show The Shop and claimed that he had told Kanye about his son in confidence, and that once the Pusha-T beef really ignited, he knew some shit was going to come out about the kid (Kanye is Pusha’s producer). In response to Drake’s assumption that Kanye’s got the loosest lips in the game, Pusha appeared on The Joe Budden Podcast and tried to push Kanye out of the way of Wheelchair Jimmy rolling up on him to squish his toes.
A Company Might Be Trying To Scam Fyre Festival Attendees With Bogus VS Fashion Show Tickets
Back in April, Ja Rule’s Lord of the Flies-style island disaster the Fyre Festival went viral. A lot of people involved have gotten in a huge amount of trouble. But I’ll admit, duping rich millennials into forking over thousands of dollars for shitty tents and cheese sandwiches was a pretty good scam. I didn’t think anyone would be able to top it too quickly. Wouldn’t you know, less than a year later someone is trying, and their scam is even more simple; just target the ones who fell for the Fyre Festival.