Night Crumbs

July 31, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show may not happen this year at all. So Frederick’s of Hollywood, it’s time to step up in exquisite Lucite heels, and give us the panties show we deserve, which would be held in a strip mall parking lot on a catwalk made of cardboard and feature a performance by Duluth’s #2 Motley Crue cover band. That already sounds a million times better than any VS show – Lainey Gossip

If you want to see Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel play gangsters for the 48,984th time, The Irishman is for you – Pajiba

If you’re out of Prozac and need a pick-me-up, get into Lizzo’s Tiny Desk Concert – Towleroad

I think my retina detached again because I mistook Denise Richards for Charo for a quick second – SOW

Another scorned customer burned by The Honest Company (that’s what I’m guessing anyway) hacked Jessica Alba again – The Blemish

Oh yes, Kara Del Toro wants you to look at her giant hat – Drunken Stepfather

A PUPPY!!!!! (featuring Emily Ratajkowski’s nalgas) – Popoholic

Still showing young Instagram THOTs how it’s done: Elizabeth Hurley is – Hollywood Tuna

Duchess Meghan is doing a collection for a charity fashion line – Celebitchy

Pic: Wenn.com

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