Category: The Hills
“The Hills: New Beginnings” Got Renewed For A Second Season
Season one of The Hills revival is still airing but looks like there’s been enough Spencer Pratt crystal shucking, Brody Jenner douche-DJing, and wondering of who Justin Bobby is fucking (STILL!) to trickle into another season.
MTV is nothing if not committed. The Hills started in 2006 and the Teen Mom franchise just turned 10 this year which means we are only 5 years from a Teen Grandma edition.
Open Post: Hosted By Opening Of “The Hills: New Beginnings”
The Hills: New Beginnings (And SANS Lauren Conrad) is coming out next week, and so MTV put out the opening credits, and they’ve ruined the one thing about the show which aged well: Natasha Bedingfield‘s 2004-hit Unwritten.
Heidi Montag Was Excited That Lauren Conrad Wouldn’t Be On “The Hills: New Beginnings”
When it was announced that MTV was rebooting The Hills, it seemed crazy that they could have a show without its star, Lauren Conrad. But Lauren Conrad was reportedly in a “different place” in her life, meaning she doesn’t need the money that badly. And that’s how we ended up with The Hills: New Beginnings, starring Heidi Montag, Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, and Mischa Barton. You would think the cast of the rebooted Hills would be nervous that the show was going to be a flop without the most legitimate cast member. But Heidi and the gang actually seem pretty happy that LC isn’t involved.
Stephanie Pratt Is Talking Trash About Her Brother And Heidi Montag
The return of The Hills is on its way and Stephanie Spratt is working hard to make it seem like the revival is more interesting than watching beige paint dry by telling us about her totally not scripted storyline involving her brother Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Stephanie went on her podcast The Pratt Cast and stated that “no one knows the real Heidi” and that “before the new Hills, the Beginnings, my mom , my brother and I all sat down and said, “we will not let this ruin our family again.” Well, Spencer’s got crystals to buy and Stephanie’s fillers bill ain’t going to pay itself, so commence the broken family storyline!
Mischa Barton Is Going To Be In “The Hills” Reboot
Because a check is a check and Mischa Barton really needs a check, she’s doing what anyone in her position would do: “reality” TV. Heidi and Spencer Pratt and the rest of the people on The Hills whose names you can never remember showed up to the MTV VMAs this year and promised a reboot was in the works. Brody Jenner and Whitney Port somehow signed up for this, but news dropped today that one Marissa Cooper…aka Mischa…will be jumping from fiction to, uh, fiction-that-is-called-real-life and be (presumably) the Lauren Conrad/Kristin Cavallari role.
“The Hills” Is Coming Back… But Without Lauren Conrad And Kristin Cavallari
Last night at the MTV VMAs, the drips and bowls of bland oatmeal from The Hills came back together to announce that MTV is bringing back the series that launched the careers of all the people not in attendance for the reunion.