Category: Suicide Squad
Another Day, Another Story About How Jared Leto Freaked Everyone Out On The Set Of “Suicide Squad”
Just remember: only six weeks until Suicide Squad is finally released and we can say goodbye to the endless reminders that Jared Leto is the most-committed method actor in the history of method acting. But until then, here’s another story about how Jared Leto’s crazy made people nervous on the set of Suicide Squad.
We already know that Jared Leto’s version of The Joker sounds like what you’d get if Mrs. Claus slipped some bath salts in Santa’s hot cocoa; he was constantly giving the cast fucked up presents, like a live rat, a dead pig, and used condoms. It really freaked his co-stars out including Viola Davis, who along with Will Smith, received a box of bullets from Jared. She admitted to E! News that “The Joker’s” gift scared her a bit and she almost pulled out pepper spray when meeting him the first time.
“It was a little worrisome. It made you a little bit nervous and I’m pretty tough. You know I got into a few fights when I was growing up…but it scared me a little bit. Before that I was only introduced to The Joker…and I almost had my pepper spray out. You know, ‘You remember that bullet you sent me?'”
In case you’re not familiar, The Joker became The Joker by falling into a vat of chemicals. So I bet Jared is still so pissed off that Viola didn’t spray a load in his face. “How rude. I had been begging the producers to administer real chemical burns for weeks. Like, was I not clear enough with the used condoms? I take this shit very seriously.”
Here’s Jared arriving at a Gucci show in Milan on Monday. Jared stopped filming Suicide Squad months ago, but apparently that hasn’t stopped him from once again dressing like Harley Quinn’s douchey half-brother, Ducati Quinn.
Pics: Wenn.com
Jared Leto Spent Time With Psychopaths To Prepare For The Joker
Warner Brothers has spent way too much money on Suicide Squad to not hit us over the head repeatedly until we can easily be wheeled into the theater to fork over our cash, concious or not. Their biggest selling point thus far has been Jared Leto and just how psycho/crazy/method/HotTopic he got to play The Joker. The other day, Michael brought us a lovely and touching story about Jared’s latest anecdote describing what he did to his castmates. He sent them anal beads and used condoms. Lovely. Just lovely. Add that to the live rat he sent Margot Robbie and the dead pig he sent to a table read. Not only is he gunning for that box office money on behalf of his studio masters, he is smashing down on that concierge bell and shouting “Excuse me! I need an Oscar! ANOTHER one!”
The “Suicide Squad” Cast Got The Gift Of Jizz-Filled Rubber Dick Gloves From Jared Leto
Suicide Squad comes out in 4 months, so Warner Bros. is really going to go hard and bareback bone our brains with the idea that Jared Leto was so CRAZY and so METHOD during shooting. We’ve already been told that Jared Leto got so into the mind of the Joker while filming that he went full-throttle method (served in a condom made of 100% sarcasm) and sent the cast a dead pig and gave Margot Robbie a live rat. Well, Jared and the cast are still trying to prove to us that the word “method” should be changed to “Leto” since he redefined it. They claim that Jared also gifted them with a couple of things found in a gift bag from Kanye West’s birthday party: anal beads and used condoms.
A Live Rat Wasn’t The Weirdest Present Jared Leto Gave Someone On The Set Of “Suicide Squad”
As if you couldn’t tell from those “See you in your nightmares, honey” eyes (while everyone else’s eyes appear to be searching for the set snack table), Jared Leto went ultra-super-turbo method to play The Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie. Jared Leto must have read something in The Joker’s origin story about his character being obsessed with Oprah’s Favorite Things day, because Jared’s Joker committed hard to giving out gifts to everyone. Like the bullets he sent to Will Smith a bunch of bullets, or the live rat he sent to Margot Robbie.
Viola Davis, who plays the government official who puts together Team Hot Topic, was also lucky enough to get such a gift from The Joker. Except as she recently explained to Vanity Fair, hers arrived dead and delivered by some weirdo in a costume.
“The Joker – he did some bad things, Jared Leto did. He gave some really horrific gifts. He had a henchman who’d come into the rehearsal room, and the henchman came in with a dead pig, and plopped it on the table. And then he walked out. And that was our introduction into Jared Leto.”
To be fair to Jared, Viola doesn’t say what kind of dead pig she was given. Maybe it was a $4000 leg of aged jamón ibérico from Spain? Yeah, that’s it. That’s totally it. And that’s what I’ll keep telling myself so that I don’t picture poor little Babe staring up at Viola Davis, like “Why me? What did I do to get involved in such nonsense?”
I know Jared Leto really wanted to come across as legit crazy, but rats and dead pigs are way too obvious. If you really want to play mind games, you need to go way more ordinary. Like sending someone a receipt for a pair of socks or a Valentine’s Day card when it’s not Valentine’s Day. “‘I’m nuts about you’? Why is there a picture of a squirrel dressed like cupid? It’s August. What the fuck does it all mean???”
Pic: Pacific Coast News
The First Footage From The “Wonder Woman” Movie Is Here
Ignore that high-pitched screeching in your ear. It’s just my young gay self screaming, “It should’ve been Lynda With A Y Carter,” on a loop.
January 19th was nerd Christmas, because The CW aired their Dawn of Justice League special where Warner Bros. burped up trailers and footage from the superhero movies they’re hoping will make their bank accounts as huge as Ben Affleck’s juicy tits. The stand-alone Wonder Woman movie is still shooting and it doesn’t come out until June 23, 2017, but Warner Bros. decided to stick a little bit of the tip in by showing a few scenes from it. The edgy, dark, non-campy Wonder Woman (played Gal Gadot) has been dropped in World War I times. They didn’t say much about the plot, but I’m guessing that we’ll learn that Wonder Woman drank a lot of coffee as a child, which stunted her growth and kept her from growing into an Amazon. Chris Pine plays Wonder Woman’s bro-in-distress and Connie Nielsen, Robin Wright and Danny Huston are also in it. I see they used those Lord of the Rings filters:
There wasn’t enough there to make me scream “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” or “YEEEEEESSSSS!!!” I’m saving my voice and rage for when I find out whether or not Wonder Woman’s invisible plane makes an appearance. I can take them giving Lynda Carter’s role to somebody else. I can even take them not using Wonder Woman’s perfect theme song. But leaving out the invisible plane is illegal and an act of treason!
And since we’re on the subject of DC boner lube, here’s the full trailer for Suicide Squad:
It’s kind of giving me “Guardians of the Galaxy as seen through the eyes of Hot Topic’s #1 customer” vibes. Everyone still hates Jared Leto’s Joker, but I don’t know, his Acid Faces of Meth-looking ass is kind of doing things to me. He looks like he’d give you the most colorful genital warts ever.
And Here’s The Cast Of Suicide Squad In Full Suicide Squad Drag
We’ve already seen Jared Leto looking like a cracked out Juggalo as The Joker and tonight the director of Suicide Squad, David Ayers, queefed up a picture of the entire squad in costume. From left to right: Adam Beach as Slipknot, Jai Courtney as Boomerang, Karen Fukuhara as Katara, Cara Delawhatever as Enchantress, Joel Kinnaman as Rick Flagg, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Will Smith as Deadshot, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Killer Croc and Jay Hernandez as El Diablo. Click here to see that shit bigger.
They look like a group of friends who dressed up in Suicide Squad cosplay for Comic-Con, but did it on a budget and bought all their outfits at Hot Topic and Party City. But Jai Courtney is doing it for me. He’s throwing the kind of dirty come hither look that a down low gay would throw while trolling for ass in the park and I’m into it.
Also, I’m pretty sure that I once bought Ecstasy from Harley Quinn at a rave in Downtown L.A. in 1998.
And it turned out to be bunk! Bitch owes me $20!