Last night’s Miss Universe pageant brought with it the same quality and integrity we’ve come to expect from any venture associated with the Trump name. Though he no longer owns the pageant, his legacy lives on in host Steve Harvey who, for the second time, did both Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines dirty. Miss Colombia was the recipient of a cartel joke, and Miss Malaysia was, kinda sorta, misidentified as Miss Philippines! Steve was definitely responsible for the former, and is mostly off the hook for the latter. But he should absolutely be held accountable for going on live TV looking like a mustachioed Cabbage Patch Kid auditioning for the lead in The OKest Showman.
Back in March, it appeared 49-year-old Sean “Currently Diddy” Combs might have a new lady, which was awkward because the lady in question was Steve Harvey’s 22-year-old stepdaughter Lori Harvey, who also allegedly used to date his 25-year-old son Justin Combs. Sources close to Diddy claimed that Lori was just a friend. But Diddy better hope those sources come to his denial rescue again, because he was recently seen with Lori on what definitely looked like a date.
How many blogs talking about this story used the joke: “Steve Harvey is about to get a lot more sleep?”. I’m tossing my hat into the ring simply because I love the delicious taste of poetic justice. Yes, the man who works so hard and is only rich because he chooses not to sleep for an energizing eight hours like the rest of us peasants, has been canned from not one, but TWO of his jobs. Poor guy, but he’s got a tough attitude, so I’m sure we’ll see him pounding the pavement non-stop for the next 48-hours-straight while hopped up on energy drinks until he books himself something else.
Whenever Steve Harvey opens that gigantic trap he calls a mouth, the words he speaks are always preceded by the lovely fragrance of fresh bullshit. Well, Steve is at it once again with his new sermon titled; Only Poor People Sleep! And the congregation of Twitter is treating his words like they’re all the wrong answers during an episode of Family Feud because he’s finally at his third strike.
Mo’Nique is still talking about her epic failure of a deal with Netflix as well as her ongoing feud with Hollywood heavyweights Tyler Perry, Lee Daniels and Oprah Winfrey. And it’s been a while since she’s had an opportunity to speak on it once again, but on yesterday’s episode of Steve, she sat down (without her boxing gloves thanks goodness) with Steve Harvey to keep the party going with her continuous “Don’t nobody like me!” routine.
The Jasmine Brand reports that, during an appearance on Steve Harvey’s talk show, Oscar-winning comedian Mo’Nique allegedly got so irritated by the host that she threatened to hit him. We might share a surname but I feel no loyalty. That dude has been inherently slappable for a lifetime now.