Steve Harvey Claims Rich People Don’t Sleep Eight Hours A Day

May 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Whenever Steve Harvey opens that gigantic trap he calls a mouth, the words he speaks are always preceded by the lovely fragrance of fresh bullshit. Well, Steve is at it once again with his new sermon titled; Only Poor People Sleep! And the congregation of Twitter is treating his words like they’re all the wrong answers during an episode of Family Feud because he’s finally at his third strike.

If we’ve learned anything from Steve over the past few years, we know he loves to hear the sound of his own voice and that his staff are mere peasants that need to be thrown to the hounds if they ever try to approach him. Essence says that Steve has once again outdone himself by saying words that he probably thought were inspirational but came across more like the rantings of an entitled rich asshole who’s clearly sleep deprived.

Now granted, like most things posted on the internet this was a snippet from an entire speech intended to motivate his audience. However, the part about not sleeping is where he lost me and millions of other lazy folks who know that if sleep isn’t involved at some point in the day ain’t shit else getting done.

I’m not listening to anything else Steve has to say because I need my rest. And furthermore not getting enough sleep is dangerous according to the CDC.

Harvey’s advice also goes against the Centers of Disease Control, which recommends more than seven hours of sleep for an adult between the ages of 18 and 60. Harvey is also pushing against sound sleep advice espoused by moguls such as Arianna Huffington, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos, who all promote a proper night’s sleep.

Look, I feel for you Steve. I’d be mad as hell too if I worked nine thousand jobs at once and still couldn’t sleep as much as I wanted to. And now I think the world understands why you’re always so cranky and saying stupid shit all the time. You need a damn nap!

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