Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ New Brown Hair

August 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Britney Spears has either dyed her hair brown or threw on a brown wig. I’m slightly worried about. We know she’s been going through it lately, and Britney’s hair is often a good indicator of her mental health See: Gimme More at the 2007 VMAs. And remember when she shaved her head? There was a lot going on and it showed in her fully-exposed scalp. Now she’s stepping out with brown hair.

Entertainment Tonight says that Britney went out to dinner on Sunday with her hunky piece of athletic-model man meat, Sam Asghari, and she showed off (AKA people were snooping on her private business and happened to notice her hair color change) her new style.

An eyewitness, who was eating dinner at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood, decided eating their own food was less important than checking out Britney Spears and her boyfriend eat dinner. The eyewitness was really up in Britney’s pasta and noted she was wearing a “white, midriff-baring shirt, a belly ring and tight jeans.”

Here’s a pic of dark-haired Britney:

The source said:

“She seemed super happy, smiling and laughing a lot.”

A source previously told ET that Sam is really meshing with Brit and even spends time with her and her kids, 13-year-old Sean and 12-year-old Jayden:

“Sam is really in love with Britney. He will always be there to help in any way he can. He’s her protector… For Britney, being a mother is the most important part of her life. She is the most content whenever she is around her boys. Sam is also very involved with the kids’ lives. The boys appreciate it when they all spend time together as a family… Her kids love when Sam is around. They have from the beginning of the relationship. He gets along with all of them very well.”

Of course the kids love him! What child (or gay bottom) wouldn’t want to swing from those arms like they’re monkey bars? Here’s hoping this hair means nothing and Britney is just settling into a new happy family. I hope this new brown hair has nothing to do with more mental breakdown drama and is just an indicator that she’s about to scale a building and then poison a man:

Pic: YouTube

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