Category: Ryan Seacrest

Kelly Ripa Put Her Pump Down Over Ryan Seacrest Going On “Good Morning America”

October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Page Six is reporting that Kelly Ripa’s new co-host, Ryan Seacrest, was to make an appearance on Good Morning America with the FINALLY complete American Idol judging lineup Wednesday, but Kelly threw a fit at the last minute and he had to cancel, so the judges did the appearance sans their Ryan, who a source says is scared shitless of his yapping lapdog of a co-host.

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Ryan Seacrest Blames Mariah Carey For That Disaster Of A NYE Performance

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’re about to enter the homestretch for 2017 and we’re still fascinated by “The Humiliation Of Mimi” aka Mariah Carey’s clustereff of an NYE performance in Times Square. Mimi and her sparkletoe haughtily sashayed across the stage, shading everyone but herself when seeming technical difficulties made her rendition of “Emotions” look like an aborted karaoke attempt. Afterwards, Mimi and Dick Clark Productions (who have produced the NYE TImes Square show for ABC for umpteen years) hissed at each other in the press as to whose fault it was. But, during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, omnipresent hosting entity Ryan Seacrest insinuated that the fault ultimately lay with Ms. Carey, according to People. Continue reading

Ryan Seacrest Is Officially The Host Of The “American Idol” Reboot

July 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Much to the surprise of no one I’m sure, Ryan Seacrest – the perpetually-smiling theme park animatronic who longs to one day be a real boy – has officially been named as the host of ABC’s American Idol. Variety says ABC confirmed the news after Kelly Ripa announced it on Live With Kelly and Ryan this morning. “She just had to be the one to do it” probably thought Michael Strahan.

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Kelly Clarkson Will Probably Be A Judge On The Reboot (Or Whatever We’re Calling It) Of “American Idol” 

May 10, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been a little over a year since Fox dropped American Idol into a storage box and shoved it into a corner in the garage, but several networks decided that it’s time to bring it back because the people demand it! Cut to the scene showing all of the people crying for American Idol’s return:

ABC eventually won the right to bring Idol back and they announced that it will return to TV screens next year (probably March). Ryan Seacrest will most likely be back as host, which is a great thing, since we’ve all been saying that we need to see more of his face. TMZ says that ABC is putting together the panel of judges for American Idol 2.0 and at the top of their list is Idol’s first winner (and one of its most successful) Kelly Clarkson.

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American Idol: Does Nothing Ever Truly Stay Dead?

May 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Because we apparently haven’t had our fill of fame-hungry singers degrading themselves for irritating “judges” who’ve slipped down a rung (or two) on the celebrity relevancy ladder, American Idol is most likely coming back. The only way this would have any sparkle for me is if Paula Abdul left this summer’s NKOTB tour and got her crazy ass back to the judge’s table.

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