Category: Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart Is Into Robert Pattinson As Batman
Robert Pattinson’s post-Twilight career has almost exclusively featured the kind of movies that get him the best table at the Independent Spirit Awards. But in a strange turn of events, RPattz will be the next Batman. It kind of feels like Robert accidentally dozed off in a meeting with his agent, woke up confused, and signed his way into another cheesy film franchise. Or maybe he had access to a psychic that told him joining the DC universe was about to become a respectable career move. If so, then I’m sure Ben Affleck wishes he had access to that psychic and a time machine.
But even if RPattz has any remaining hesitation about playing Batman, it should be washed away by the fact that Kristen Stewart is absolutely in his corner, rooting for him to mumble and scowl in that little batmask.
Danny Boyle Thinks Robert Pattinson Would Make A Great James Bond
Director Danny Boyle already shot his shot with James Bond and hit nothing but rim, but that’s not stopping him from dream-casting subsequent Bonds after Daniel Craig hangs up the tuxedo and Speedo for good. Danny’s dream Bond is soon-to-be Batman Robert Pattinson. That’s a long shot, even if the franchise manages to survive the probably cursed Bond 25 production that Danny was originally hired to be direct before leaving over “creative differences” (maybe he tried to replace Daniel with a Jonas Brother or something). But then again, Robert has a better chance of becoming Bond at this point than Idris Elba, a woman, or Michael Jackson. So maybe Danny’s on to something.
Young People Are Into The Idea Of RBattz
The Hollywood Reporter says that not everyone is mad about Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman in The Batman. It was announced he got the role and like all things on the internet these days, people were divided. Well it seems like Batman-devotees who found Robert to be too much of a teeny-bopper really underestimated the sway that same teeny-bopper community has over the casting decisions of Hollywood movies, because it seems that the youth are huge supporters of The RBattz. a
Robert Pattinson Is Officially Going To Be Batman
Looks like the people who are working on the next Batman movie, called The Batman, really thought to themselves: “Hmmm, how can we piss off literally every single fan boy who we haven’t already alienated after Ben Affleck?” Well the brainstorming session has been completed and it was a rousing success! After it was rumored that Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult were the last two left for the role, it looks like Warner Bros. has approved RBattz!
Catwoman And The Penguin May Appear In “The Batman”
I’ve included this picture of Michelle Pfeiffer not to tease you into the false hope that Hollywood has made a good decision by casting her again as Catwoman. I chose it because it’s a great way to remind Hollywood that they can’t do any better for Catwoman, but bless their hearts for continuing to try (sorry, Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway). According to Collider, Catwoman’s next big screen appearance will be alongside The Penguin in The Batman.
It’s Looking Like Robert Pattinson Might Be The Next Batman
When Ben Affleck made it clear that he’s not going to be Batman again, a rumor sprang up that we were going to get a smug pretty boy hunk Batman in the form of Armie Hammer. That proved to be untrue. But during the conversation about Armie Hammer, it came up that the next Batman, appearing in the upcoming The Batman, would most likely be played by a younger actor. And then it was rumored back in February that Robert Pattison will scowl and grunt at villains through that cheap rubber mask. And now, according to several sources, that’s going to happen.