Category: R. Kelly
R. Kelly Pleaded “Not Guilty” At His Arraignment Today
I tried my hardest to find a picture of R. Kelly wearing sunglasses, because staring into his creepy dead eyes is no way to enter the weekend. Plus, I have a feeling we’re about to see much more of R. Kelly’s eyes in the future. Because he just pleaded “not guilty” to racketeering, kidnapping, and sex trafficking in New York City, which means he’s going to be clocking a bunch more face time in court..
Judge Grants Protective Order On R. Kelly’s Chicago Case Against Those “Disgruntled Groupies” He Allegedly Assaulted
R. Kelly really seems to be a piece of shit, but that’s because we’ve heard all these dark stories about him along with what appears to be corroborating evidence. So we, the public, have formed some opinions. Well, a judge wants to put a stop to that–a Chicago judge has just granted a protective order on some trial information so we won’t get to find out about just how crazy R. Kelly allegedly is. This comes after getting arrested for additional charges including child porn and being sent to jail where he sits in solitary. But if you ask R. Kelly about this mess he’s in, this is all just the work of some “disgruntled groupies”. Really? Even the child sex tapes with you in them?
R. Kelly’s Crisis Manager Resigned After Saying He Wouldn’t Leave His Daughter Alone With His Former Client
Remember that crisis manager of R. Kelly‘s who was doing such a good job and fixed R. Kelly’s life? He quit, or maybe got fired, depending on who you ask. This is surprising considering all the good work he accomplished for R. Kelly. But after an interview where R. Kelly’s crisis manager Darrell Johnson said he wouldn’t leave his daughter alone with his client, he parted ways with Team Pissy.
R. Kelly Is Going To Be Transferred To New York For Some Court Hearings
The Chicago Tribune is reporting some bad news about R. Kelly. No, don’t worry: he isn’t getting out on bail, no sorry–I phrased that wrong. Bad news for R. Kelly. It’s good news for everyone who’s interested in justice being served for alleged sex abuse victims. R. Kelly is right now in prison waiting for a bunch of court dates because he’s been charged with a shit ton of crimes across two states. Or is it three? Hard to keep track. Well now we know that the state of New York definitely wants to have a face-to-face convo with Robert Sylvester, and he’s going to be picked up by some US Marshals to get there. Yay! Road trip!
R. Kelly Is Relieved To Be In Solitary Because He’s Afraid Of What Would Happen To Him In General Population
Now that R. Kelly has been denied bail and will be spending a lot of time in jail until he will face trial in his sex crimes case, he’s realizing that he needs to figure out jail. And he’s quickly figured out that alleged child abusers aren’t exactly going to win Miss Congeniality in the cell block pageant. If you’ve ever watched an episode of Law & Order: SVU you know that those cops lets the molesters know that they won’t do well in prison, so they should cut a deal. Well, looks like Olivia Benson had a chat with R. Kelly because he apparently thinks that solitary confinement is the way to go.
R. Kelly Was Denied Bail After Pleading “Not Guilty” In Federal Case
Robert Sylvester Kelly pleaded not guilty today to federal child pornography and sex trafficking charges. According to TMZ he was denied bail even though his attorney Steve Greenberg essentially argued that he’s too broke, dumb, and scared to jump bond. The judge sided with the prosecution who suggested it was best if Robert keep his pants on (in this case, a bright orange jumpsuit, sadly not pictured) for the time being and remain in jail.